Yikes, the latest iteration of “the 2024 election was stolen” conspiracy crap is an order of magnitude more bonkers than the last. And, unsurprisingly, echos almost perfectly the bonkers stuff from 2020, with the parties reversed.
Just stop.
Yikes, the latest iteration of “the 2024 election was stolen” conspiracy crap is an order of magnitude more bonkers than the last. And, unsurprisingly, echos almost perfectly the bonkers stuff from 2020, with the parties reversed.
Just stop.
You may or may not remember that “they used satellites to flip the votes” was one of the laughably ridiculous claims after 2020. It’s still laughably ridiculous for 2024.
Come on, at least make up some original bullshit here.
“But they COULD have stolen the election this way!!”
No. This is not how these systems work.
But even if they DID work that that way (and they most assuredly don’t), the fact that something COULD HAVE happened is not evidence that it actually DID happen*.
* Many Universes theories notwithstanding.
“But Trump (and/or Musk) CONFESSED to stealing the election!!”
Again, no.
But even if they did, whether by talking shit in a speech or in a written confession to the DA, someone admitting to something is not proof that it happened.
I killed Laura Palmer, by the way.
An important clue (aside from basic common sense and logic) that these nutso claims about 2024 don't deserve your attention is who *isn't* repeating them: The candidate from whom the election was supposedly stolen.
If there were convincing evidence that Harris had the election stolen from her, she'd be *all over* it. But nope.
Do you think they got to her, too?
“But Harris can’t be trusted to defend her own election!”
Right, that critically important safeguard apparently falls to some random dude with a substack blog.
@fivetonsflax No. He LITERALLY TOOK HIS CASE TO THE SUPREME COURT.
He didn't ignore anything. He made a public decision not to pursue it at that point.
@mattblaze I remember it well. The Supreme Court gave the election to Bush on questionable grounds, and Gore accepted it on the basis that further contestation would rend the social fabric.
I don't think it's controversial to say that senior Dems have, for decades, shown a preference for losing gracefully over being perceived as divisive or irresponsible.
I don't think voting was compromised. I just don't think "the Democrats accepted their loss" is evidence of much at all. That's just what Democrats do, most of the time.
That was my thinking on the last point too - they would be the last to admit being lit on fire and we can surely put this fire out in 2-4 years anyway with the proper amount of money and votes.
Also, there's a fair argument that Gore trying to preserve the integrity of The State and the social fabric was for nothing at all given every missed saving throw up until this point. Oh boy, what a placid 2 and a half decades we've had thanks to Gore, amirite?
(if you told me that Democrats would have missed nearly every saving throw at a crucial inflection and wasted their hand when they made the saving throw, I wouldn't believe you until the last 2 years of Obama's term, that's where I was at during that time. But they did.)
@mattblaze We just expect Democrats to reflexively precompromise, preconcede and self-defeat at the slightest hint of pressure.
We won the Wisconsin Supreme Court election in 2025, despite Elon Musk putting a whole lot of cash into the race.
I'm going to need a believable story of how Republicans could steal the Presidential election in 2024, win, and then lose Wisconsin, before I'm going to take any of these 2024 conspiracy theories seriously.
@BlueDot
Does this link work for you?
The link works. The linked article does nothing to answer the question that I posed.
@BlueDot
It may be that my skill set at this is at fault, and I sent you part two of an article that my son sent me. I abhor conspiracy theories as a rule, but this paragraph linked as part one in the link I sent you really bothered me:
On Monday, an investigator’s story finally hit the news cycle: Pro V&V, one of only two federally accredited testing labs, approved sweeping last-minute updates to ES&S voting machines in the months leading up to the 2024 election—without independent testing, public disclosure, or full certification review.
These changes were labeled “de minimis”—a term meant for trivial tweaks. But they touched ballot scanners, altered reporting software, and modified audit files—yet were all rubber-stamped with no oversight.
That revelation is a shock to the public.
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This information was new to me. But my sophistication in technology is suspect, do you see a problem here or can I mark this up to paranoia?
@quinn
Actually I just wanted some info to refute the article, my son is a conspiracy theorist and sent this to me and my wife, who got pretty upset. I didn’t mean to stir up a hornets nest, my apologies. In any event, it’s a fait accompli and no recourse available
you've achieved Peak humor…
@mattblaze
*I* killed Laura Palmer.
Proof.
@mattblaze
I shot J. R. Ewing.
I have a bumper sticker that proves it, too.
@freequaybuoy @mattblaze Trump’s relationship with the truth is not the same as you or me because he is a narcissist.
He doesn’t think in terms of truth or lies, he thinks in terms of what makes him appear stronger or better or prevents him from suffering the worst of all human atrocities: embarrassment.
To that end, he “admits” and denies in equal measure from sunup to sundown, depending on what helps him in that conversation, that sentence, that moment.
@mattblaze I've been trying to be the voice of reason where I see this sort of nonsense
@mattblaze I was trying to remember where I saw this, I remember thinking it odd to be in my timeline. It was posted into a sub-reddit I was following.
It looks like it was removed from the source, but the Mastodon bot I was following still has it. Past tense, was following.
Unfortunately the bot has over 1.3k followers so it probably got seen by many around here.
@mattblaze why posit space lasers when gerrymandering and voter suppression will do the job, right? But that's probably not novel enough.
Germany doesn't have fptp voting so the incentives aren't quite that strong, but the Aussie "every eligible voter must vote" idea looks better by the day.