strangefour with the PleiadesMonster cam? Is he up a tree? Oh wait it's vision is red. And he hates teeth?
#Monsterdon #Bog
Well the search party was successful...
In a normal world these two guys would be up on murder charges. But it feels like they are gonna vanish and we are going to spend the rest of the movie in the sheriff's office.
#Monsterdon #Bog
In a normal world these two guys would be up on murder charges. But it feels like they are gonna vanish and we are going to spend the rest of the movie in the sheriff's office.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Oh. They murder suspect husbands are here, and the sheriff is kicking them out of the movie? Well heres hoping they become drunk monster bait.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
HE DID A DOUBLE TAKE AT DRACULA! HAHAHAHHA! Wait is this a "comedy"? Oh no. We have a bad record with comedies.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
Oh damn. I didn't realize I should have started a beer counter earlier. We must have hit two six packs already.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
Well now I'm on Team Bog Witch.
The Bog monster has ancient long dead names? Oh. Someone read some Lovecraft when they were plotting this. Or maybe Fishhead. There's a bunch of old fishman short stories.
#Monsterdon #Bog
The Bog monster has ancient long dead names? Oh. Someone read some Lovecraft when they were plotting this. Or maybe Fishhead. There's a bunch of old fishman short stories.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Okay can we be in the story the Bog Witch is setting up. It seems way cooler than this show in a sheriff's log cabin.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
A romantic scene between 50 year olds?
Movie were you based upon a book by that guy who wrote all the Giant Crab books?
#Monsterdon #Bog
Movie were you based upon a book by that guy who wrote all the Giant Crab books?
#Monsterdon #Bog
The Bog Witch isn't in a good movie, but she's in a much better movie. I hope she played one of the three witches in Macbeth sometime.
#Monsterdon #Bog #TeamBogWitch #TheScottishPlay
#Monsterdon #Bog #TeamBogWitch #TheScottishPlay
How small is that lake that a could sticks of dynamite are gonna kill everything?
Sheriff's running towards gunshots and not causing them? This is a weird tale.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Sheriff's running towards gunshots and not causing them? This is a weird tale.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Well I guess there's not gonna be any more beer drinking now... Poor one out for Mario and clean shaven Luigi.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
"What do we tell the gentry?"
Gentry? The landed gentry are here? What is this England in the 1850s?
#Monsterdon #Bog
Gentry? The landed gentry are here? What is this England in the 1850s?
#Monsterdon #Bog
So the monster is a vampire, and aquatic, and chitinous, and all cancer, and crystal, and made of molybdenum? Whut?
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
So the Bog monster is EVERYTHING, except a Swamp Thing/Manthing/the Heap. Not a bit of plant matter inside it.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
Wait... This Bog monster is a secret ancient monster trapped in ice? Omg this is a secret sequel to Horror Express!
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
The one non-white guy in the movie is going scuba diving down with the Bog monster? Damn it movie.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
This bog is cleaner than any lake near me. Did Bog monster install a pool filter?
Jacques Cousteau
Jacques Cousteau
"Not exactly a seed. And not exactly and egg. Something in between. I call it seggs."
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
SO we don't get to see the sketch of the monster? Oh. Oh no. They didn't have a budget for a monster costume did they!?
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
Female Rube Goldberg? Good for her.
Her transition was long and complicated, but finally it's over.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Her transition was long and complicated, but finally it's over.
#Monsterdon #Bog
"The blood scent should go exactly where we want it." is a sentence in this movie that in context almost makes sense. Almost.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
We want it alive? The blood sucking beast with unidentifiable biology? Alive. Okay sure chief.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
The Bog Witch is part crystal fish vampire? Whut? Is she the monster mother?? Ia ia Cthulhu ftagn.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
Impossible to screen cap a monster silhouetted against dark for night in the middle of a thick woods. But he has like Stegosaur spikes down his back?
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
The Bog monster sounds like a Yeti with a tummy ache. Or someone mumbling their dialogue into a dying microphone.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
This movie looks like it had a bucket of black ink spilled on it. WHich is probably for the best. I fear the monster costume we can't see is very very bad.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
*squints* well it kinda sorta looks like your average Deep One style fisnman. Just with lobster claws and giant saucer eyes.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
Death by station wagon!
Before he could fuck back off into the sea-- err into the Bog.
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Before he could fuck back off into the sea-- err into the Bog.
#Monsterdon #Bog
So the love theme of this movie is from the point of view of the monster singing to Adrianna? Or her singing to him?
"Your kisses stir deep in me a love left locked inside." Fishie kisses.
#Monsterdon #Bog
"Your kisses stir deep in me a love left locked inside." Fishie kisses.
#Monsterdon #Bog
Well that was a movie. Which makes it better than last week.
But also it was a *cough* Bog standard monster fishman movie.
This might be out most forgettable movie in a while. Which is not something I can say for last week's shitty Dracula Frankenstein Wolfman confusion.
#Monsterdon #Bog
But also it was a *cough* Bog standard monster fishman movie.
This might be out most forgettable movie in a while. Which is not something I can say for last week's shitty Dracula Frankenstein Wolfman confusion.
#Monsterdon #Bog
If only this movie was clearer we could have had another to add to the collection of great monsters carrying women.
#Monsterdon #Bog
#Monsterdon #Bog
It took us what felt like a whole year to finally get to it. But Bog was worth it.
Or was it
?
Scarab (Sarah)
Floaty Birb@strangefour I want a movie where a woman carries a monster around. #monsterdon
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@Lazarou @strangefour I'm not sure because I didn't see it, so maybe?
@strangefour They chose poorly.