How can you have a guest star in a movie? Why is the title over a street filled with station wagons? Is this an off cut of the love theme from Boggy Creek? #Monsterdon#Bog
I know we often "root for the monster" but what is our fastest time to that? These aren't our worst protagonists at all, but they are very unlikeable. #Monsterdon#Bog
Well the search party was successful... In a normal world these two guys would be up on murder charges. But it feels like they are gonna vanish and we are going to spend the rest of the movie in the sheriff's office. #Monsterdon#Bog
Oh. They murder suspect husbands are here, and the sheriff is kicking them out of the movie? Well heres hoping they become drunk monster bait. #Monsterdon#Bog
Well now I'm on Team Bog Witch. The Bog monster has ancient long dead names? Oh. Someone read some Lovecraft when they were plotting this. Or maybe Fishhead. There's a bunch of old fishman short stories. #Monsterdon#Bog
The Bog Witch isn't in a good movie, but she's in a much better movie. I hope she played one of the three witches in Macbeth sometime. #Monsterdon#Bog#TeamBogWitch#TheScottishPlay
How small is that lake that a could sticks of dynamite are gonna kill everything? Sheriff's running towards gunshots and not causing them? This is a weird tale. #Monsterdon#Bog
@strangefour I'm afraid the forensic examiner has moved beyond her expertise level. I mean, she's trying her best. And now our simple country doctor is thinking about the glacial carpet millions of years ago ... #Monsterdon#Bog