Hot Girl Summer but like as a deity in the same pantheon as Old Man Winter
@nash hot girl summer at it again with the ticks and mosquitoes
@nash At the risk of too much alliteration, I give you Fuck Boy Fall, and Salty Woman Spring
@nash also, Crabby Spinster Autumn and Hyperactive Toddler Spring

@nash 3 Hot Girls Dungeon Lords! Summer Heat With The Fast Cars From 70's

The Old Man Portrait Is A Motive For Forging!

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This sounds like an (only slightly) more grown up version of Tiffany Aching's WINTERSMITH #pratchett

@nash incredible theological implications.
@nash Would that not just be Persephone?
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Hot Girl Summer out here withering the crops.
@nash They're dating.

@nash @aprilfollies

As a certified Old Man I feel compelled to respond obtusely, or directly, I'm not actually sure which, but it is a story I rank right up there with Leaf By Niggle! 😊

https://www.tumblr.com/teledyn/784895746264743936/the-girls-in-their-summer-dressesirwin-shaw?source=share

#hotgirlsummer #oldmanwinter

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@nash The Wabenaki story about Winter and Summer fits this well https://www.indigenouspeople.net/foundsum.htm
How Glooscap Found Summer

@nash if i was any good at parody song lyrics i'd be reworking "old man river" into "hot girl summer"
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Lady Monsoon, wears a sun dress, Wellingtons and carries a towel
@nash @LexPendragon Someone should time slide this note to Rankin-Bass back in its prime so we get a wild animated musical number out of it