Who ordered this much coffee
@mistersql Me. Thatโ€™s for Tuesday. You should see those about once a day headed to my house, to fill up the tank.
@mistersql Not even Wawa or Sheetz ๐Ÿ™„
@mistersql Now I want a 1993 warning sign for my espresso machine! 

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that looks like just the right amount to me.

@mistersql What are the coffee comparables on the interstate...McDonalds? Hardy's? ๐Ÿ˜†
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That's disappointing. I ordered the large
@mistersql @rubenerd I did, but I believe there's been some mistake. I ordered the *large* coffee.
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@mistersql Whomever it was, Iโ€™d like to say โ€œtanks!โ€
@mistersql I'm picturing this like jets refueling mid-air... drivers pulling up along side, matching speed, and using a tap on the side to get a refill. ๐Ÿ˜€

@mistersql #AltText A photo of a large red tanker, from behind, driving along a highway, with the words "coffee" in large white letters clearly visible on the back. Zooming in one can read on the back "best coffee on the interstate" and, on the side, in big white letters "Serving America's Drivers".

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@mistersql *waves enthusiastically while jumping up and down yelling โ€œme, meโ€ over and over*
@mistersql Siri, please order ten thousand gallons of brewed coffee. Confirm order.

@mistersql I'm guessing "The Average Coffee Drinker."

Final answer.

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@mistersql That might get me through Monday morning
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Used to work with a guy that would pick up a 64oz "cup" of coffee at 7-Eleven every morning on the way to work. And he'd get another at lunchtime.
@mistersql For a super large police force?
@mistersql Wait until they learn you can ship it in bean form.
@mistersql i don't think you'll be surprised to find out it was me

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Now that's a proper coffee lungo!

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In Germany we have Lots of coffee without milk:
German coffee
Espresso
Cafรฉ crema

And american coffee , called โ€ž Blรผmchen Kaffee โ€ž . That means there is so much water you can see the flowers in bottom of the cup

So concentrate american coffee in good Espresso needs this tank

@mistersql @triz why is the coffee SO FLAMMABLE ๐Ÿ˜ณ
@mistersql @jima <raises hand>
... wait, where's the second trailer?! >:(