rc__buggySo many technically smart criminals being busted by just not having OPSEC. Dude did the technical theft and left his IP wide open. Get behind seven proxies.
What a fucking moron. Like DoorDash isn’t going to notice this shit?
RivalarrivalDid he really just leave his IP wide open? Or did they somehow manage to get through his seven proxies to find him?
I know I’m being paranoid. What I don’t know is if I’m being paranoid enough.
i’d go with 8 proxies and a dial up modem on one end just to be safe.
ForesterPro tip if you’re going to rob a bank don’t use your car as the getaway car.
Caitlindo you have any more bank robbing tips, asking for a friend
It is generally advisable to not get caught.
Leave the singing to Sinatra
EightBitBloodReddit had an AMA with a Bank Robber ten years ago that they’ve since deleted for corpo purity reasons 😂
Here’s the big points from it:
- Banks don’t care about losing amounts under 5k.
- Security won’t stop you if you don’t have a visible weapon.
- Worst they do is lock the door, so bring a hammer.
- the goal is to get in, and get the teller to give you a couple grand asap, then leave under 10 minutes.
- Guy did this to at least 5 different banks (all different companies) in one day, once a month, for several months.
He eventually got caught because of the money he had, not because his face was on every security camera.
He recommends not doing this, as do I, as it’s just not worth it.
But just in case you wanted to know how it was done a decade ago, fuck Reddit, here’s the details they recently deleted.
CryptagionismisogynistReddit used to have an entire shoplifting subreddit that regularly made fun of its loss prevention reddit and the two subs often stole ideas from each other. There was obvious sexual tension between them
Ofc it got banned even though it was technically a “roleplay” sub
see, some days I’m happy that I didn’t grow up on the Internet and on IRC, and some days (today) I’m sad that I missed these bits of internet history. God I love this so much
AlmaccaI still miss usenet.
Usenet and IRC are fucking awesome. I wish we could have kept them around - with some added TLS sure but the experience on modern machines is incredible and it sucks that it’s not still mainstream.
Bicycles don’t have license plates 😉
skulblakaOk but what if I take it through the Pay-N-Spray after
Why would you pay for paint when GTA is free?
Or you could just not rip off DoorDash for 2.5mil
I’m not here to help you commit fraud.
Not sure you can defraud a criminal organization.
Of course you can.
I mean, it is fraud, but I didn’t see nothin’ 😏
Bootlicker detected...
Albut hey at least somebody thought about the corpo🤡
I like people like you. You make me feel better about my intelligence.
You remind me of that one kid in class who was intelligent enough to realize the teacher forgot to assign homework, but lacked the wisdom to shut the hell up and walk out the door.
You remind me of that one kid in class who never got a date.
(WTF? How can a joke reply generate this level of acrimony?)