So many technically smart criminals being busted by just not having OPSEC. Dude did the technical theft and left his IP wide open. Get behind seven proxies.

What a fucking moron. Like DoorDash isn’t going to notice this shit?

Did he really just leave his IP wide open? Or did they somehow manage to get through his seven proxies to find him?

I know I’m being paranoid. What I don’t know is if I’m being paranoid enough.

Or you could just not rip off DoorDash for 2.5mil

I’m not here to help you commit fraud.

Bootlicker detected...

Albut hey at least somebody thought about the corpo🤡

I like people like you. You make me feel better about my intelligence.
You remind me of that one kid in class who was intelligent enough to realize the teacher forgot to assign homework, but lacked the wisdom to shut the hell up and walk out the door.

You remind me of that one kid in class who never got a date.

(WTF? How can a joke reply generate this level of acrimony?)