So many technically smart criminals being busted by just not having OPSEC. Dude did the technical theft and left his IP wide open. Get behind seven proxies.

What a fucking moron. Like DoorDash isn’t going to notice this shit?

Did he really just leave his IP wide open? Or did they somehow manage to get through his seven proxies to find him?

I know I’m being paranoid. What I don’t know is if I’m being paranoid enough.

Pro tip if you’re going to rob a bank don’t use your car as the getaway car.
do you have any more bank robbing tips, asking for a friend
It is generally advisable to not get caught.
Leave the singing to Sinatra