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In reality, they're harmless.

@lowqualityfacts the same is true of Canons.

@lowqualityfacts Can? Nons! See? It's in the name

@lowqualityfacts yeah that's why you should always stay right in front of the barrel

@lowqualityfacts Still, their sound is quite nice. They should be fired more often.

@lowqualityfacts Not technically true! My granduncle got awarded a purple heart when he tripped over one and sprained his wrist.

@lowqualityfacts it's the balls that do the damage

@lowqualityfacts
Especially pudding cannons

Artillery is the king of battle. More casualties caused by artillery than any other source, except Trump's farts.