Mastodawn

I mean why do I keep telling you liberal leaders will fail you? Because I know some day, you're going to be as mad as I am when you figure out I'm right and these people are lining you up for the kill. You will be JUST as angry as I am, and you WILL want not just justice, but actual fucking revenge. And the very people you're telling me I have to support to "stop fascism" are the ones who are going to prevent you from doing anything to stop or punish these nazis.

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab May 29

Selzero May 29

Never call someone a fascist unless you know what it means.

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab May 27

Edmonds_Scanner May 27

All we can do is try our best with what little time we have.
Volunteer with a worthy cause.
Donate to your favorite charities.
Disappear into a malevolent fog and become a terrifying new folktale of the haunted shores.

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab May 24

Nowhere Girl May 24

Wanting the human race to go extinct because of the actions of a relative handful of assholes seems like an odd position to take but I see it quite often these days.

And I'm just as guilty of hyperbole as anybody, obviously. It's been a lot of bad days lately.

But if tragedy is the human condition, so is love, hope, community, etc.

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab May 10

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wy knott May 10

@bweller @ukrdef Also Putin is known to have body doubles. Also, Russia is only willing to meet because they are losing and their economy is crashing.

But also, no surrender, no compromise. Russia out of Donbas and Crimea or it gets the drones again.

Slava Ukraine

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab May 6

Edmonds_Scanner May 6

Tell bad jokes.
Dance clumsily.
Play your instrument like an animal.
Make unintelligible meeping noises.
Karate chop anyone & everyone.
Be the best Muppet you can be.

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab May 4

If the Force lasts longer than 4 hours, please see your physician

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab Apr 30

Logan Five Thousand Apr 30

Hey, listen, I want you to be happy, I want happiness for you, because then, maybe, some of that happiness, it ends up in my pocket, maybe some of it falls off a truck, and other people find that happiness, and take it home, share it with the neighbors. But that's OK, because there was plenty to go around. And then your cousin just happens to know a guy who knows a guy who can distribute your happiness all around downtown. And the next thing you know, your happiness is everywhere. It's in people's homes, it's at the ballpark. You're the number one happiness distributor in 100 square blocks. And if someone tries to muscle in on your happiness racket? They'll be found drowned in your happiness, because you have to send a message early on.

The point I'm making is I wish you happiness.

Hallucinationsofasiliconslab Apr 14

Low Quality Facts Apr 14

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Say Perhaps To Drugs T-shirt. No, I am not encouraging you to do drugs. That would be highly irresponsible of me. I am simply encouraging you to *consider* doing drugs.
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Hallucinationsofasiliconslab Apr 8

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AnarchoNinaWrites Apr 8

Because this thing? Where you cry about how unfairly you're being treated while saying "I cannot be a revolution by myself" is unseemly and you would know it was a bad look if it was anyone else doing it.

You can simply choose not to respond in anger, and understand these people are frustrated with us because we keep electing Hitlers and we have all the bombs. That's natural. They're upset too. Have a little understanding and maybe they won't keep calling us pigs.