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The Autistic Innovator 

Accurate 😄

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May 7 at 1:33pmWeb
Show threadF4GRX SébastienMay 7
@AutisticInnovator happens much too often.
Show threadPetraMay 7

@AutisticInnovator

It is only now able to be detected if you stop looking for it and purchase a replacement, when you will suddenly find it sitting in plain view on the desk in front of you

Show thread ジギーくんMay 7
@AutisticInnovator This has happened to one of my comfort objects and I'm still upset about it.
Show threadGene PasquetMay 7
@AutisticInnovator I don't think I'm neurodivergent, yet this happens to me frequently...
Show threadSeitansbratenMay 7
@etenil @AutisticInnovator and I think I am but this never happens to me
Show threadFarshid Hakimy / فرشیدMay 26
@etenil @AutisticInnovator
Same.
I once looked for my phone while holding it in my hand with it's flashlight being on because it was dark. It took me way to long to notice 😬.
Show threadSin VegaMay 7
@AutisticInnovator this is the one https://mas.to/@sinvega/114443936756723049
Sin Vega (@sinvega@mas.to)

Attached: 1 video I already had zero doubts just from memory that todd has mega adhd but this is archetypal

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Show threadCassian [main]May 7
@AutisticInnovator Source! https://www.tumblr.com/existennialmemes/743942044725166080/neurodivergent-magic-to-make-an-item-disappear
Post by @existennialmemes

💬 27  🔁 5236  ❤️ 7727 · Neurodivergent Magic To Make An Item Disappear: · Pick up the item Hold the item securely in your hands Get distracted by something The item is no longer detectable on th…

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Show threadEndlessMasonMay 7
@AutisticInnovator
My new business cards will read "E. Mason: Frustrated neuro-divergent up close magician" on one side and "this is my last card, i need it back" on the other side
Show threadTenkomanMay 7
@AutisticInnovator 5. The item will reappear somewhere else decades later when you are searching for a completely different item
Show threadTim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPEMay 7
@AutisticInnovator Is it really accurate? Does the reverse spell of "buying a new one" magically making the lost one reappear really not work for everybody?
Show threadAaronMay 7
@TimWardCam @AutisticInnovator It's not reliable, but it does work sometimes. Other times, the item is gone for good.
Show threadSeán FenianMay 7
@hosford42 @TimWardCam @AutisticInnovator Another trick for semi-magically finding something is to mention in some public forum, "Bah, I'm annoyed, I can't find where I put [thing]." Surprisingly often, shortly after saying that, you will find it.
Show threadAaronMay 7
@zakalwe @TimWardCam @AutisticInnovator Or ask your partner to help you search. After spending long enough to ensure your feelings of guilt, it will pop up in a really obvious place.
Show threadÖlbaumMay 26
@TimWardCam Reappear randomly, or once you find a place for the new one, the old one is exactly there?
@AutisticInnovator
Show threadZeroday Podcast (stefan)May 7
@AutisticInnovator have you looked near food? otherwise it is lost forever... ;)
Show threadradferthMay 7
@AutisticInnovator
6. If you purchase a replacement for the lost item, it will be in plain sight the moment you walk in the door with the replacement.
Show threadtessaraktMay 26
@radferth @AutisticInnovator Only if you don't do that with the intention of finding the item again.
Show threadLuca DoodlesMay 7
agh! I feel attacked! -- ooh! I have coffee!
Show threadDragonMay 8

@AutisticInnovator Not quite, I disagree with the last part about the item never being seen again.

Usually the item will reappear at such a time that it is the least useful

Show threadSilver ArrowsMay 8
@AutisticInnovator I did this with a customer's £50 note once! 😅 Luckily we found it.
Show threadLe Néandertal se sent las, lasMay 10
@AutisticInnovator I can just leave it standing on the kitchen counter, it will disappear for minutes even though I'm standing next to it (and actively looking for it)
Show threadSorroMay 24

@AutisticInnovator it happened to me the other day

in one hand i had the item and on the other i had trash that i wanted to throw away

the item disappeared but trash was still in my hand, so im gonna throw it away and- the item was in the trash can  

then i pick it up, clean it, about to throw away the wet paper that i used for cleaning it and... item is gone again??? and yes, it appeared on the trash can again and i had to clean it again

i was stuck in that loop for around 20 minutes 

Show threadgunstickMay 24
@AutisticInnovator the reversal was documented in this report.
The Twilight Zone. A matter of minutes.
https://youtu.be/e9XFRfeGBVI
The Twilight Zone 1986 A Matter of Minutes

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Show threadKolaMagpieMay 29

@AutisticInnovator For the allistic here is a similar spell:
1. Pick up the item
2. Hold the item securely in your hands
3. Say "This is important. I should put it someplace sensible."
4. Put it someplace sensible.

Congratulations, the item is no longer detectable on this plane of existence!

Note: This spell is immediately broken should you miss the item, and purchase a replacement.

Show threadKolaMagpieMay 29
(I wrote this wholeass toot while tipsy and tired, on my phone, correcting any mistakes I noticed, and only after I published did I realize that it's a reply to AutisticInnovator, whose store I have bookmarked because I want to buy fidget toys from them but from whom purchasing fidget toys has been made impossible since ADHD had insisted that time doesn't exist