dingodogMay 1
FlohEinstein

No as a service

https://naas.isalman.dev/no

#devops #api #naas #noasaservice

May 1 at 6:02amWeb
Show threadFlohEinsteinMay 1

I think I found the author in the fediverse: @hothead

And here's the source:
https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service

GitHub - hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service: No-as-a-Service (NaaS) is a simple API that returns a random rejection reason. Use it when you need a realistic excuse, a fun “no,” or want to simulate being turned down in style.

No-as-a-Service (NaaS) is a simple API that returns a random rejection reason. Use it when you need a realistic excuse, a fun “no,” or want to simulate being turned down in style. - hotheadhacker/n...

GitHub
Show threadFrank HeijkampMay 1
@FlohEinstein @hothead Seems a cool person with very cool ideas.
Show threadmiXsedMay 2

@FlohEinstein

A Muhaha! 🤪 I love it! 😍

I found the perfect use for it and integrated it straight away - very quickly

https://csg-admins.de/

Thank you @hothead
🙏

CSG-Admins

Show threadhothead :naas:May 5
@miXsed I'm glad you liked it :)
Show threadhothead :naas:May 5
@FlohEinstein @hothead Thanks, previous server crashed. The profile
Show threadjesterchen42May 1
@FlohEinstein Ich habe gestern erstmalig ein Pulli mit #NaaS gesehen und war schon sehr begeistert. Das hier wird ins Leben eingebaut! Danke. 🙏
Show threadMichael BMay 1
@FlohEinstein
I am not going to use this now, but i might be using it in the future.
Show threadBat Master FreshMay 1
@MichaelB @FlohEinstein "Maybe later" as a service is down the hall
Show threadEmilis 🇺🇦May 1
@MichaelB @FlohEinstein I will not be using it: I'm trying to be more intentional with what I agree to, and this doesn’t quite fit.
Show threadFrank HeijkampMay 1
@emilis @MichaelB @FlohEinstein I have a scheduling conflict with the rest of my life.
Show threadargonautMay 1
@FlohEinstein A distant niece of the #BOFH's rolodex.
Show threadselje 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇮🇪May 1
@FlohEinstein
Well now that was worth bookmarking... 🤔 😉 😜
Show threadAnders von Hadern 🐦‍🔥May 1

@FlohEinstein Ha ha so true <3

https://jabde.com/2024/11/17/haha-so-true-reply-in-text-theory/

//bcc @fuzzyleapfrog

Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying 'haha so true' to friends memes

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
Show threadЛеонід Шевцов May 1
@FlohEinstein For a counter example, https://badssl.com is legitimately useful fail-as-a-service.
badssl.com

Show threadFlorian SchmidtMay 1
@FlohEinstein
cat /dev/no >> email.txt
Show threadFlohEinsteinMay 1
@schmidt_fu Mails with no subject get a reply "Hier hätte ihre Betreffzeile stehen können"
Show threadFlorian SchmidtMay 1
@FlohEinstein
mail -s $SUBJECT user@example.com < email.txt
Show threadmirabilosMay 1
@FlohEinstein @schmidt_fu mach wenigstens Gänsebeinchen drum…
Show threadFlorian SchmidtMay 1
@mirabilos
Es ehrt mich, dass du mir mehrere Wörter als Betreff zutraust 😉
@FlohEinstein
Show threadmirabilosMay 1
@FlohEinstein @schmidt_fu Was soll ich sagen, Shellentwickler ;)
Show threadTuxTuxMay 1
@FlohEinstein
Great 😂 #Naas
Show threadNicovel0 🍉May 1
@FlohEinstein omg definitely sharing this with other editors
Show threadMarmousMay 1
@FlohEinstein Sounds like https://chiantgpt.fr/
cc @GeoffreyDorne
ChiantGPT – par Geoffrey Dorne

Discute avec une IA aussi imprévisible qu’un chat sous acide.

Show threadJanne KuusinenMay 1
@FlohEinstein Also remember 🇯🇵 The Japanese No 🇯🇵.
Show threadJensMay 1
@FlohEinstein Does a plug-in for @thunderbird already exist? 😄
Show threadFlohEinsteinMay 1
@jdede catch it early, let's add it to Postfix 😃
Show threadThunderbird: Free Your InboxMay 2
@jdede 😂 🤔
Show threadBart-Jan VrielinkMay 1
@FlohEinstein wouldn't a status 500 suffice?
Show threadTim 🛥️🌈May 1
@FlohEinstein Excellent! Reminds me of the old BoFH excuses https://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses
Show threadArtemisMay 1
@spodlife @FlohEinstein Yeeesss BOFH excuse calendar!
Show threadSirWumpus 🇨🇦May 1
@FlohEinstein @nixCraft Brilliant! No As A Service. I should integrate something like that into my SMTP spam filtering proxy, BarricadeMX, for 550 blocklist messages.
Show threadMartin's pipe dreamsMay 1
@SadMonk
Show threadEllen BonteMay 1
@FlohEinstein Genius!!
Show threadWildduckMay 1
@FlohEinstein ⬆️
{"reason":"My inner peace committee vetoed this idea unanimously."}
🤣
Show threadJan Erik GulliksenMay 1
@FlohEinstein can you refuse this service?
Show threadSeth GalitzerMay 1
@FlohEinstein Lost opportunity to acquire the no.io domain for this.
Show threadShell May 1

@FlohEinstein
Well I've got something for you boy!

https://ask-her-out-simulator.vercel.app/

Ask her out simulator! | Simulate asking her out without touching grass!

Show threadPeet TerluinMay 1
@FlohEinstein LOL I'm gonna use this!
Show threadArnim Sommer 🇪🇺May 1
@FlohEinstein
Das hätte @silmaria von Anfang an gebraucht, oder?
Show threadJérômeMay 1
@FlohEinstein we crashed it
Show threadFlohEinsteinMay 1
@jerome yeah, at least his fediverse server
Show threadStephen GowerMay 1
@FlohEinstein Ha! I love this.
Show threadTuchowskiMay 1
@FlohEinstein 😁👍
Show threadMike MorrisMay 1
@FlohEinstein Also remember that, "No." is a complete sentence all by itself.
Show threadGavinMay 1
@FlohEinstein I'm fairly sure @ianb already provides this, although mostly in response to clickbait headlines. 🤣
Show threadIan BetteridgeMay 1
@gavin57 @FlohEinstein I regard it as my civic duty
Show threadJenMay 1

@FlohEinstein
Well that certainly makes me happy:

function fish_greeting
curl -s https://naas.isalman.dev/no | jq '.[]'
end

Show threadRadical AnthropologyMay 1
@FlohEinstein
NO, the first word of human language!
Show threadEd W8EMV May 1

@RadicalAnthro @FlohEinstein
@jhaas

no as a service?

we have an infinite set of no at home

using jot:
% jot -b no 0

using yes:
% yes no

Show threadPaul SomeoneElseMay 1
Bartleby was onto something :P

CC: @FlohEinstein@chaos.social
Show threadWellsiteGeoMay 1

@FlohEinstein
Sounds good.
Is there a premium one delivering hand-crafted insulting ways to say no?

Yet?

Show threadPermaMay 1
@FlohEinstein and it returns 200.
Show thread2¢May 1
@FlohEinstein I want the premium service. It says Fuck No.
Show threadDuncan BluesMay 1
@FlohEinstein
"I was going to help, but I forgot to care."
That's truly high quality NoAAS! 😂👍
Show threadDuncan BluesMay 1
@FlohEinstein
PS: alright, I so need this one on a T-shirt!
"I'm in a decaffeinated state of no."
Show threadWintermute_BBSMay 1
@FlohEinstein for harder challenges there's also "fuck-off-as-a-service" (https://github.com/tomdionysus/foaas) which once even had a permanent web service running.
GitHub - tomdionysus/foaas: FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off. - tomdionysus/foaas

GitHub
Show threadMarcMay 2
@FlohEinstein this needs a Teams plugin.
Show threadhothead :naas:May 5
@FlohEinstein Thanks for shoutout, best!