George Takei 
🏳️🌈🖖🏽This…this is a real post.
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
Ilka 🌐@Eetschrijver amazing how little spine and integrity, let alone intelligence the Goofy Odd Posse members have - Lindsey Graham always struck me as an uber Goof.
@Ilka4You Totally. Often wondered what goods the Ghoul has on him. Must be quite something.
Nienkez 🔻@Eetschrijver @Ilka4You Lindsay Graham always followed where he perceived power. That meant McCain in the early 2000's and now Trump
Dan, the world needs an enema!@Eetschrijver @georgetakei Opportunist clowns, all of them! When #trump falls, they will all deny ever supporting the POS!
Rycochet@georgetakei Are they going to storm the vatican when they lose again, or are they going to just declare him the antipope?
@Rycochet they will probably call it fake, corruption & election fraud and then hand the FOTUS a white, long, pionty hood with 2 peepholes. This fashion gadget would indeed double as a (honest) statement as well.
Jorge Candeias@georgetakei no way. No way that's not from a parody account.
Christopher Phillips 🏳️🌈🇨🇦@georgetakei They’re completely insane. The whole lot of them. Get them serious psychological help, powerful medication, and tight white jackets with huggy sleeves.
Bruce Anderson
Kyle Brown 
@georgetakei does becoming pope mean that he has to give up other positions?
Wiley MillerIn case anyone wondered if there's an ass-kissing line Lindsey Graham won't cross, the answer remains, no.
der.hans@Wileymiller @georgetakei Lindsey lost any semblance of a backbone he might have had when McCain died
hackbyte Antifa (friendica) 13HB1@georgetakei If we ever needed a clear proof of his megalomania ..... we finally got one which is hard to top...
cqd_sosWhatever it is they're smoking in South Carolina, I want some of it, too.
Gregory Dodwell@georgetakei A hint of taking the Mickey under that obsequiousness? Otherwise brown-nosing taken to its logical conclusion. Kompromat must be *harsh*.
Aufrechtgehn@georgetakei It's Lindsays attempt at revenge for january 6, because we all know that as soon as the Orange One's tiny hands are touching holy water, he'll turn into dust.
Maki 🔻@georgetakei Someone needs to check Lindsey for a brain because... what.
Iron Mark@georgetakei might require Trump to actually read the Bible. Couldn't see that happening! 🤔
Ulli@georgetakei
What about the following:
If the orange Clown can name a single Bible verse correctly, he would be named the next Pope…
What about the following:
If the orange Clown can name a single Bible verse correctly, he would be named the next Pope…
Martin Schröder 🇺🇳
William B Peckham@georgetakei As a U.S. citizen, I want to support this because it would get him out of the country and away from U.S. politics permanently. But as a Christian, it kind of makes my brain hurt and grinds my guts to even think about.
Winjay
Lisa!@georgetakei first, what in the actual f. Second, don’t you have to go to church to be a pope?
PetterOfCats@galleryelle @georgetakei technically: no but it’s usually customary
Wilfried Klaebe@georgetakei Luckily, Trump is not a catholic man in good standing, so not eligible.
Jonathan Lamothe@wonka He wasn't eligible to be president either.
Dana das Grau 🧙🏻🧝♂️@georgetakei I am trying to to remember when it was exactly that I started questioning the sanity of the US elected Congress folk.
U.Lancier@georgetakei can't be real.
Nobody is *that* stupid and survives to become an adult. Or is even capable to post something on the net.
Pait@georgetakei trump cannot be the pope because he’s not Catholic, the same way he cannot be US president because he’s not American.
Bitslingers-R-Us@georgetakei My brain just broke.
MikeSaul@georgetakei The Onion is finished just like that!
Kpl KlinkI have no words worth posting.
Stargeezer Smith@georgetakei
If so, Senator Graham is taking "sucking up" to a whole new level.
If so, Senator Graham is taking "sucking up" to a whole new level.
Caspar Green 👻@georgetakei pretty sure there was a Grimms Fairy Tale about this (in the old collection of Grimms) that was about this exact story: a buffoon makes a deal with some sort of dark magical creature and is made king and then pope. It does not end well for him.
Alun Jones@georgetakei Balance Pope Innocent with a Pope Guilty? Hmm, it could just work!
@georgetakei except for the whole: cannot hold titles or be sovereign of another country clause in that pesky constitution the Republicans seems so eager to not care about anymore.
Exindiv
Flaming Cheeto@georgetakei I like it more as a lateral move for him instead of additive
StarravenThis might have been the one thing to make over a hundred stoic old religious men simultaneously burst out laughing, and I wish I could see it.
Parsingphase@georgetakei This can't be a real timeline tho.
@georgetakei "Awww, he thinks he's papal"
Phoebe Klein@georgetakei
U.S. President and Pope in one person? I watched enough horror movies to know this will be the Antichrist.
U.S. President and Pope in one person? I watched enough horror movies to know this will be the Antichrist.
Don Koch@georgetakei
I wonder if someone would get confused and think that he *was* elected pope if they saw the orange smoke rising from
someone else burning him in effigy...
I wonder if someone would get confused and think that he *was* elected pope if they saw the orange smoke rising from
someone else burning him in effigy...
Here's Waldo@georgetakei Was it John Candy or Dave Thomas that wanted to be King of the Pope's? #SCTV
raphael@georgetakei wow, that is a degree of divorced from reality, this might even be more divorced than elon musk.
Elaine@georgetakei I could be the next pope! I'm transgender and baptized Catholic, people like me were in the Papal funeral cortege. I've got a fuck of a better bet than some gangster chancer
@georgetakei just wondering what Floella Benjamin might say...
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Ben Ramsey@georgetakei The whole lot of them are trolling us. Smoke and mirrors. Misdirection. That’s their entire game.
Jimmothy Baggins@georgetakei so does everything tastes like shit to him now ? Always having his lips firmly planted on Trumps ass ?
Killa Koala@georgetakei Relax, Lindsey's famous for his impish sense of humour. Isn't he? Oh God, nooo ...
Jon L Davis@georgetakei It would definitely bring a new meaning to the previously rhetorical question, "Is the pope Catholic?"
Sabaah Z Jauhar-Rizvi@georgetakei Can we request a mental health evaluation to f Lindsay at this point?
ferricoxide@georgetakei
I didn't know Lindsey was capable of humor.
I didn't know Lindsey was capable of humor.
Dr. Bob Tesla@georgetakei this CAN'T be real.... the universe can't be this stupid.
rouxdoo √lol...Lady G is obviously being satirical. It is actually kinda funny if you step back and appreciate the humor behind it (still kinda sad that there isn't a "/s" at the end of his post).
Tiny Gamer AlecI. He. WHAT.
I need a beer. I can't drink alcohol but I NEED A FUCKING BEER. What is this reality.
Charo del Genio@georgetakei well, what do you know? Maybe Nostradamus's prophecy about a black pope was right! Just he didn't mean Black as in of African heritage, but black as in fascist. 🤣