- const tantinople;
+ int stanbul;

@mttaggart grroooOOOOOooOOooOOoan

Also now it's stuck in my head.

@cR0w I'm really sorry; this has been burning a hole in my brain all morning.
@mttaggart I know the feeling. Sometimes you just have to share it to get it out. 😆
@mttaggart Time for a new fork, for people who like it better that way.

@mttaggart

you really dropped the balll on Byte zantine there

@quantensalat It's not in the song!
@mttaggart long island was refactored out as part of the move to 64-bit OS
@mttaggart but the way that you wrote this reads like they changed it back. ain't nobody's business but the turks I suppose
@eblu Ah crap. Actually grateful you caught that.
@mttaggart @eblu understand why you changed it now. 100% legit.
@mttaggart i laughed more than I will admit
@mttaggart
```
- var old = new amsterdam().once();
+ var old = new york();
```
@jenniferplusplus @mttaggart why they changed it, the man page doesn't say
@zgryphon @jenniferplusplus git blame shows the_turks, but their GH profile returns a 404
@mttaggart `+ bool istan = !defined(tantinople);`
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@mttaggart
if tantinople != stanbul:
__business__ = "Turks"

@mttaggart

Hey! That's nobody's business but the Turks!

@mttaggart PR for your consideration:

```
+ #define I int

- int stanbul;
+ I stanbul;
```

@smurthys Everybody out here assuming this is C
@mttaggart Hang on. Could be C++.
@mttaggart compiler just likes it better that way...

@mttaggart

char acter;
struct ure;
class room;
bool ean;
string cheese;

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@mttaggart this is a merge conflict waiting to happen

@mttaggart

Had a teacher who used a "real madrid", not kidding.

@mttaggart but if I put date(tantinople) will I need to call it from stanbul.date()?

@mttaggart

git log song.txt

git: permission denied: E_NOBODYS_BUSINESS_BUT_THE_TURKS

@mttaggart You are going to get cancelled in Anatolia very soon dude.