"/S" As video footage shows, the true vice president, and mastermind behind the Department of Government Efficiency (Doge), finally received his Neuralink brain chip, which appears to adapt to his movements in real time.

Mean users on X claimed that it was the ketamine that kicked in, not Elon's cyborg chip. The Neuralink brain chip seems to be 100% safe now. In the past, Elon has assured the public that no monkey has ever died as a result of a Neuralink implant.

#Coup #Doge