Dungeon Crawler BenThere is a cow here absolutely losing their shit
It's fine. It just moo'd a bit then stopped. I'm not used to the countryside.
I take it back. It is going mental. Like it's been activated. Sounds like an early warning system. Like someone is trapped down a well and it's trying to tell us but noone is listening because it's 1 in the morning. I am tempted to go and see what the problem is but I realise it's extremely cold outside and when I get to the cow there will be a communication barrier and likely very little I can do. So I'm just going to assume it's aliens and try and go back to sleep.
ADHDeanASL@TheBreadmonkey I’m guessing it’s one of these things:
1: calling it’s calf
2: found itself separated from the herd and can’t get back
3: just fucking hates your guts
thejikz@adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey or.. hear me out. it was. in. a bad.... MOOOOOOD
BenderIsGreat34@adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey It’s probably swearing in cow because it trod in a cow pat, because of all the dark and stuff.
nachtetI don't want to further alarm you, but this happened to me once while out camping and we found out that it had tried to cross a barbed wire fence and got stuck half way. 😵
If you do go out, wrap up warm and take a bolt cutter..
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Sounds like it may be a milk coo with a swollen udder in need of relief. Grab a bucket and lend a hand.
Sounds like it may be a milk coo with a swollen udder in need of relief. Grab a bucket and lend a hand.
Mercurius GoldsteinIn this situation aren’t you supposed to call a tweedy vet from the 1940s, or the midwife, a vicar, or Doc Martin?
(Everything I know about England I learnt from the BBC).
Nick@MercG @TheBreadmonkey The tweedy vet is probably shoulder-deep in the cow, accounting for the noise.
@TheBreadmonkey “Glamper calls Avon and Somerset Police on cow that ‘moo’d a bit then stopped’”
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@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey bovine in bad mood.
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At night they're carnivorous
At night they're carnivorous
Logan Five Thousand@TheBreadmonkey I feel like you owe us pictures of a cow now or of some cute animal.
Full Metal Archaeopteryx@LoganFive
Fun fact: Ben has never seen a cow, and all this time he's been complaining about a sheep doing what sheep do best: bleating
It really was much ado about mutton
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David@TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive Very mooving.
blueorangeblue@TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive “Sir, is this the cow that *notebook shuffling noises* ‘moo’d a bit and stopped’ last night?”
That_Damn_Frank@andymoose @TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive
"Pasteurize it...! Pasteurize it...!"
Chris Vreeland@TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive That is almost an outtake from the photo shoot for Atom Heart Mother.
@TheBreadmonkey That’s no way to speak about your fellow glampers.
paul
Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧@TheBreadmonkey They tend to do that. Hence the smell. :)
Catherine is not complacent@TheBreadmonkey labor. You are obligated to assist with the delivery.
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