Alice McFlurry 
Whenever anyone asks why my "coffee table" is an orange metal bench, I will direct them to this photo of my father's "dining room table" (which I am low-key jealous of).
Flesh & bone by the telephone@Alice Fuck. I want your dad.
paul@amiserabilist @minego I mean, my father IS single, so it works either way.
@amiserabilist @minego Thank you for reminding me about one of my favorite songs!
(Definitely worth logging in and watching if you're in the position to listen to audio)
STEPMOM - I'M YOUR NEW STEPMOM
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🤡@Alice @amiserabilist @minego I watched the first 30 seconds and my brain leapt out of my ear holes (yes it's that small) and then called Child Protective Services on me for some reason? I don't really understand it but that may be because MY BRAIN LEAPT OUT OF MY EAR.
Logan Five Thousand@Mrfunkedude @Alice @amiserabilist @minego
🎵 My brain left my earhole
Let’s begin with that… 🎶
🎵 My brain left my earhole
Let’s begin with that… 🎶
@LoganFive
@Mrfunkedude @Alice @amiserabilist This thread has gone to an unexpected and weird place, and I'm fucking here for it. Let's go!
@Mrfunkedude @Alice @amiserabilist This thread has gone to an unexpected and weird place, and I'm fucking here for it. Let's go!
Max@Mrfunkedude @minego @LoganFive @Alice @amiserabilist now, now, now, there's no need for that kind of language!