Alice McFlurry 
Whenever anyone asks why my "coffee table" is an orange metal bench, I will direct them to this photo of my father's "dining room table" (which I am low-key jealous of).
Flesh & bone by the telephone@Alice Fuck. I want your dad.
paul@amiserabilist @minego I mean, my father IS single, so it works either way.
@amiserabilist @minego Thank you for reminding me about one of my favorite songs!
(Definitely worth logging in and watching if you're in the position to listen to audio)
STEPMOM - I'M YOUR NEW STEPMOM
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🤡@Alice @amiserabilist @minego I watched the first 30 seconds and my brain leapt out of my ear holes (yes it's that small) and then called Child Protective Services on me for some reason? I don't really understand it but that may be because MY BRAIN LEAPT OUT OF MY EAR.
Logan Five Thousand@Mrfunkedude @Alice @amiserabilist @minego
🎵 My brain left my earhole
Let’s begin with that… 🎶
🎵 My brain left my earhole
Let’s begin with that… 🎶
@LoganFive
@Mrfunkedude @Alice @amiserabilist This thread has gone to an unexpected and weird place, and I'm fucking here for it. Let's go!
@Mrfunkedude @Alice @amiserabilist This thread has gone to an unexpected and weird place, and I'm fucking here for it. Let's go!
Max@Mrfunkedude @minego @LoganFive @Alice @amiserabilist now, now, now, there's no need for that kind of language!
who i am concerned has summoned another fucking demon.
@Mrfunkedude we talked about this already.
cut it out.
@amiserabilist
@Mrfunkedude @LoganFive @Alice Hey, hush now! I wanna see where this demon thing goes. Could be fun.
@Mrfunkedude @LoganFive @Alice Hey, hush now! I wanna see where this demon thing goes. Could be fun.
the clue is in his name.
Dogma: Golgothan, The Shit Demon
Dogma: Golgothan, The Shit Demon
@amiserabilist @minego @LoganFive @Alice
BLARGDHOL? (looks down, shoves brain back in ear hole)
Sorry. I think I'm good now.
The Lichtenbergian@amiserabilist @minego @LoganFive @Alice DAMMIT, @Mrfunkedude, I JUST GOT THE LAST ONE CLEARED OUT OF THE CATS!