America just did a Brexit, didn't it.

@cstross

It rather damages our claim to be the only country to have imposed economic sanctions on ourselves. (-:

#Brexit #DonaldJTrump #ConservativeParty

@JdeBP @cstross

This is more literally true than you may perhaps think:

One of the tariffs is on the British Indian Overseas Territory (BIOT).

The main island there is Diego Garcia.

The *only* thing on Diego Garcia is a military base jointly operated by the US and UK.

So... we just applied a tariff to our own military base.

I mean... that's *talent*, right there.

@JdeBP @cstross

The other great one is a tariff on the Heard & McDonald Islands.

These are technically part of Australia, but got a tariff of 29% instead of Australia's 10%.

The Heard & McDonald Islands are *uninhabited*.

Those damn penguins.

I SUMMON...PENGUINS! (Italian Spider-man)

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@weekend_editor @JdeBP @cstross

I've seen a few people wonder if this was an attempt to stop Linux.

Personally I think he's a big enough idiot to think the McDonald Islands is somehow a competitor to a certain fast food chain he enjoys.

@weekend_editor @JdeBP @cstross also seals. Perhaps Trump thinks they’re the same seals who worked for Obama and killed Bin Laden?

@MortonRobD @JdeBP @cstross

Well, probably they're SEALs who were stationed at Diego Garcia and were converted into actual seals as part of a military sea-warfare project.

I mean, we gotta work in *both* the Diego Garcia as well as the Heard & McDonald stories, right?

(Best real theory I've heard so far: they used an LLM to write all this, and it divided the world by top-level domains of the internet. Hence having .io for Diego Garcia, and .hm for Heard & McDonald made them separate tariff targets.)

@weekend_editor @JdeBP @cstross
Damn. Penguin guano prices are gonna skyrocket!