It rather damages our claim to be the only country to have imposed economic sanctions on ourselves. (-:
This is more literally true than you may perhaps think:
One of the tariffs is on the British Indian Overseas Territory (BIOT).
The main island there is Diego Garcia.
The *only* thing on Diego Garcia is a military base jointly operated by the US and UK.
So... we just applied a tariff to our own military base.
I mean... that's *talent*, right there.
@weekend_editor @JdeBP @cstross Time again to summon the penguins:
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I've seen a few people wonder if this was an attempt to stop Linux.
Personally I think he's a big enough idiot to think the McDonald Islands is somehow a competitor to a certain fast food chain he enjoys.
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Trumpy admin and Mushky DOGE are real poster boys for dumb-ass misuses of generative AI technology.
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I dunno. This meme just isn't funny any more.
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Or ARE they? DUN DUN Duuuuunnn.
Well, probably they're SEALs who were stationed at Diego Garcia and were converted into actual seals as part of a military sea-warfare project.
I mean, we gotta work in *both* the Diego Garcia as well as the Heard & McDonald stories, right?
(Best real theory I've heard so far: they used an LLM to write all this, and it divided the world by top-level domains of the internet. Hence having .io for Diego Garcia, and .hm for Heard & McDonald made them separate tariff targets.)