Slams on my brakes.
@RickiTarr can you get a night shot? That sign looks like it light’s up

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

There's a picture in your head, isn't it? She's wearing some old-timey sensible dress, with her hair tied in a tight bun, readers hanging at the tip of her nose with a chain to hold them around her neck ...

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

I would also be excited if she wore modern clothes and she was always going to conferences on how to use the library to support the rights of lgbtq people and homeless people, and she has a plan for how to defy government orders to ban lgbtq books.

@MegaMichelle @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq Of course, but with the glasses on a chain, right?
@MegaMichelle @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq all bold women are sexy. Liberal men chose their equals or betters, if we are good enough for them.
@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq She is Shirley Jones in The Music Man, for crying out loud.

@GayDeceiver

...with stunningly red lipstick.

I recall that back in the early days of the Web, there was a site catering to those with such interests 😂

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

#LipstickLibrarians

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

Every time, she's come a long way to pick up a book borrowed 27 years earlier from the public library and, incidentally, receive the 0.23-cent fine. What matters is the book.

The Library of the Unwritten by A. J. Hackwith: 9781984806376 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

In the first book in a brilliant new fantasy series, books that aren't finished by their authors reside in the Library of the Unwritten in Hell, and it is up...

PenguinRandomhouse.com
@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq
Mock if you wish, but if you're working in the stack rather than on the issue desk, how else are you going to meet anyone?
@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq
"I'm going to the Library!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, well... To study. You pick up so much more in the right environment."
"So true. Proud of you, hon. And If you get stuck, you can always ask a librarian."
@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq i have questions for the reference desk
@olives @RickiTarr
Wondering if I could train wreck the horndogs and horndogettes by folding into this the “Library of Babel”
Just imagine…a Faux Infinity of Hot Lipstick Librarians and their Hot Bibliophile on Bibliophile action
@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq Mmm, your pages are so short and your legs so long .. 
@RickiTarr You win the Internet today.
@RickiTarr I love this! Do you know where it is/was?
@mfennvt If I remember right, it's outside of Vegas, maybe Henderson, at a club called The Library.

@RickiTarr @mfennvt "Sorry I was so late, dear, you know how I lose track of time in the Library."

"What sort of Library is open until 2 AM?"

@gpilz College libraries, actually... 😀 @RickiTarr
@RickiTarr Is any librarian *not* gorgeous?
@lemgandi True, one of our librarian is an older man who picks the movies for the DVD section, and he has the most interesting tastes, and can always recommend something that is different and fascinating, a gorgeous librarian.
@RickiTarr I am so used to marketing not being aimed at me.
@RickiTarr I can’t be the only one.

@RickiTarr @mwl

Thanks, but I've already got one at home…

(well, she's at work at the moment, but y'know)

😆

@RickiTarr Okay, now I’m cracking up as I realize that’s here in Las Vegas and I’ve long thought it was kind of genius to call a strip club The Library—providing the utterly honest cover story of saying you were at the library.
@RickiTarr If I were straight, I'd be booking it there!
@Tribear I am viewing the girls and gorgeous librarians as separate signs lol
@RickiTarr Beauty and intelligence! What`s not to like?
@RickiTarr lmao throughout my life, many things about me have changed, but my love of sexy librarians has been consistent since I was like 13