Slams on my brakes.
There's a picture in your head, isn't it? She's wearing some old-timey sensible dress, with her hair tied in a tight bun, readers hanging at the tip of her nose with a chain to hold them around her neck ...
...with stunningly red lipstick.
I recall that back in the early days of the Web, there was a site catering to those with such interests 😂