Slams on my brakes.
There's a picture in your head, isn't it? She's wearing some old-timey sensible dress, with her hair tied in a tight bun, readers hanging at the tip of her nose with a chain to hold them around her neck ...
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leans in close and whispers mud, compost,used socks