Rabbit's Mom
Owls in Towels92 grams of pure aggression
at The Raptor Center, U. of Minnesota
at The Raptor Center, U. of Minnesota
Sue ArcherWell, they have wrapped him up in a cloth with his dinner pictured all over it!
vxo@owlsintowels spicy burrito!!!
Dee in London@owlsintowels those eyes are murderous, that owl is making a list
Emanuele 
Voracious ReaderBurritowl.
a.k.a. low-profile@owlsintowels Owls are often described as cat software on bird hardware
Jean-Baptiste Quéru@Nead @owlsintowels With a significant hardware update to the murder mittens.
iwein@Nead
I thought cats are crippled owl software on crippled mammalian hosts. To keep us alive and such while being near them.
1 kg of owl is instant death for most of us I recon.
bewilderbeast23@iwein @Nead @owlsintowels I don't get why people transfer the murder blame to the victim. A tiny human is 50kg. A big owl is 1kg. Captive small animals are TERRIFIED, so some lash out in desperation.
@bewilderbeast23
Nah, we're just snacks to them, they're patiently waiting for a lapse in vigilance and then SLASH... They know only rage and vengeance, fear is meaningless to them.
@iwein @Nead @owlsintowels snort! :-)
*scurries off to check on cause of death stats under "owl savaging"*
*scurries off to check on cause of death stats under "owl savaging"*
The Great Llama 
@owlsintowels
New Taco Bell menu is wild...
New Taco Bell menu is wild...
lynn
Aurora 🐌@owlsintowels I need more owl in towels
Fishercat@owlsintowels Oh, man.. if looks could kill.
Ben Zanin@owlsintowels cc: @_nadine 👀↑↑ (and the whole account, really)
Eve, Go Listen to Dead Channel Sky@owlsintowels @owl in a Situation
Chris Ahchay
@ahchay I’m a scary, sleek, sharp-eyed hunting machine!!
@owlsintowels @ahchay Of tiny prey.
Andrew Abdalian@owlsintowels kind of insulting to wrap him in depictions of his prey!
KanaMauna@owlsintowels Good luck staying alive after the wrapper comes off.
Pseudo Nym
Biggles 20X6!@owlsintowels the bite back burrito
hanselot@owlsintowels It has the same look in its eyes as my cat every other day when she realizes that there will be no fish in her bowl today. She then sits down in front of her regular food bowl staring at one of us for 1 minute before eating her crappy dry pellets.
Ghostbear@owlsintowels UNHAND ME, HUMAN! RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!
xs4me2Well, I would be like that too if you caught me and wrapped me up to weigh me!
Jason Bowen 🇺🇦@owlsintowels the mouse wrap is just insulting, lol
OldAndCranky@owlsintowels oh my goodness.
@owlsintowels That is not aggression. It's fear. Small animals desperately lash out at HUGE aggressors or captors hoping to escape. It's FEAR.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
alan 
a fish named dog ✡️♾️@owlsintowels Wht a cutie face!
Codhisattva@owlsintowels @Ruth_Mottram I’m 100% flying razor blades!!!! You will live to regret this day!!!!
Z̈oé@owlsintowels someone do this to me