Owls in Towels92 grams of pure aggression
at The Raptor Center, U. of Minnesota
at The Raptor Center, U. of Minnesota
a.k.a. low-profile@owlsintowels Owls are often described as cat software on bird hardware
Jean-Baptiste Quéru@Nead @owlsintowels With a significant hardware update to the murder mittens.
iwein@Nead
I thought cats are crippled owl software on crippled mammalian hosts. To keep us alive and such while being near them.
1 kg of owl is instant death for most of us I recon.
bewilderbeast23@iwein @Nead @owlsintowels I don't get why people transfer the murder blame to the victim. A tiny human is 50kg. A big owl is 1kg. Captive small animals are TERRIFIED, so some lash out in desperation.
@bewilderbeast23
Nah, we're just snacks to them, they're patiently waiting for a lapse in vigilance and then SLASH... They know only rage and vengeance, fear is meaningless to them.
@iwein @Nead @owlsintowels snort! :-)
*scurries off to check on cause of death stats under "owl savaging"*
*scurries off to check on cause of death stats under "owl savaging"*