Guys: Elon's mom is beyond furious.
@emptywheel.bsky.social everyone else is the problem except my son, lol, whatever Mayo

@emptywheel.bsky.social Thoughts and prayers.

Oh, wait: Elon is still alive, not dead from gunshot wounds inflicted in another senseless mass shooting.

Never mind.

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I guess we know where his admiration for certain offensive vocabulary comes from…yo mama.

@emptywheel.bsky.social it's always "paid actors" to them as they cannot conceive of doing something for reasons other than money.
@emptywheel.bsky.social and using the R slur to express it, classy.
@emptywheel.bsky.social How do we know that Elon is her kid? Have they provided a long form birth certificate like they demanded for Obama?

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I'm a liberal! There is a good reason we call ourselves liberal ... we are liberal!

Ms Musk Sr is accusing liberals of being ... retarded? (Whatever that is supposed to mean)

@emptywheel.bsky.social If people are vandalizing Tesla "cybertrucks", owners could do what owners of the infamous Ford Pinto did and add bumper stickers that say, "Don't hit me. I explode."

As I recall, there was an issue with Pinto gas tanks that could be fixed for a nominal amount, but lawyers suing Ford showed that there was a management decision that the cost of fixing all the cars sold was larger than the cost of settlements.

@emptywheel.bsky.social Remember, kids: they get most upset about their stuff getting fucked because their value comes from having stuff, not personality or achievements, and they know it.

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Remember when they figured out Elon had a sock puppet twitter account where he pretended to be a little kid?

In my brighter moments I look back on those halcyon days. They were so very long ago.

@emptywheel.bsky.social which microchip fab has the smallest process lately? Gonna need a REALLY small violin.
@emptywheel.bsky.social makes sense. She didn't raise him right.
@emptywheel.bsky.social Well, she's not my mom so I don't have to listen to her! *footstomp*
@emptywheel.bsky.social Good. That means we’re ’over the target’. Keep going.

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They brought this on themselves. If the government is not going to protect us from authoritarian oligarchs and tyrants, we must protect ourselves. That being said, violence should not have to be the answer....

@emptywheel.bsky.social as we say in South Africa, "ag shem."

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"fucking mama's boy" - musk's daddy's dick which his mom has not seen since he started showing it to his step daughters

@emptywheel.bsky.social She has a point- it's not the owners we should target, it's the production facvilities.