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Cybersecurity engineer here to learn and refine my craft, with a side of social commentary.
TattieNot even that hot a hot take:
The reason many middle-aged white women turn TERF is that they've internalised the messaging from and about the disappointing cis men in their lives that said people really can't help being useless at emotional labour and around the house. That they can't help being sexually shallow, disrespectful to women, and sometimes violent. That men really are just useless half-humans that you can't expect real human connection and an adult sense of responsibility from.
Then they see #trans women just walking around being straight-up full human beings and performing womanhood without apparent effort, and it puts the lie to the biological argument. It implies that their male colleagues, their relatives, their peers, and in particular their husbands act the way they do because they choose to. They choose to be man-children because it suits them.
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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"TRUMP: wtf where am I
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absolu—
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go.
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absolu—
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go.
Lady Laura 
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊if you boost me then you’re part of the problem
Rob Ricci
Richard StephensSecurity conference talks fall into two categories
* we designed a distributed entropy siphon to perform a black-box hypervisor side channel escape and chain-load a persistent rootkit into the CPU cache
* we looked behind the sofa and found an entire industry of products/services that have made no attempt at security at all and are therefore vulnerable to the most basic issues that we've been finding in everything for the past 30 years, and no-one else had bothered to look.
* we designed a distributed entropy siphon to perform a black-box hypervisor side channel escape and chain-load a persistent rootkit into the CPU cache
* we looked behind the sofa and found an entire industry of products/services that have made no attempt at security at all and are therefore vulnerable to the most basic issues that we've been finding in everything for the past 30 years, and no-one else had bothered to look.
Dean Burnett (that brains guy)What idiot called it "The masculine tendency to suppress all emotional and nurturing impulses" and not "Scrotal eclipse of the heart"?
paloma kop ⁂people of the fediverse! i am currently looking for a new job and/or freelance gigs. i'm currently living in new haven, CT, but i'm also in NYC often.
things i do:
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Low Quality FactsI know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.