@Mojeek yeah, seriously, WTF?
This has some #Juicero / #SmartShoe energy...
You know what my #EggCooker needs and has:
A FECKING BUZZER THAT GOES "BEEEEEEEEP!" when the eggs are done!
@GroupNebula563 @Mojeek I played through the internet - trice.
So what did you expect?
@Mojeek a call to an egg minder consumer:
Hello?
Hello, is your egg minder wifi enabled?
Yes, wait, how did you know I have an egg timer?
Thank you for your positive feedback repeat customer!
Days later, the egg minder consumer, receiving swarms of targeted ads, misses a notice that his eggs have gone bad and is gravely ill.
@Mojeek honestly not complaining? It's weird tech that's kinda funny
if they advertise and / or collect data to run this though then that's a real problem
Was this made by the egg industry to make you think your eggs are going bad when they aren't so you'll buy more eggs at the now exorbitant prices?
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