@ai6yr @3janeTA so basically #Juicero but for #Pizza?

  • I could also just go to #ALDI and buy a pack of fresh Pizza dough and Timato sauce for like € 2 and that is enough for a grandma tray…

So #Meta has spent several years setting billions of dollars on fire to discover that virtually watching virtual PowerPoint slide decks in a virtual conference room with legless avatars representing the virtual presence of your coworkers had virtually no appeal to anyone at all.

And it reached #Juicero levels of pointless absurdity when corporate bosses started mandating everyone commute to the office to perform this exercise.

They could've paid me a few million dollars to tell them this and saved all that wasted effort but NOOOO they had to do things the hard way.

https://mastodon.social/@verge/115902382132538064

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#Monero, the #Juicero of money. 

I like that they advertise that their #BitCoin knockoff is "fungible," which is the technical way of saying, "not an N.F.T.," or "works like money." 

Maybe it's me as a 33 years "old fuck" who doesn't get "Why" anyone wants to have "#SmartShoes" or whatever or maybe I as a #WageWorker am "too poor" to understand the appeal of the #juicero's shitty design and #InkjetPrinter-style #DRM on it's overpriced plastic bags...

#Enshittification #Billionaires #BrainRot #VCmoneyBurningParty #MoneyBurning #VentureCapital #Crowdfunding #Bullshit #Commentary #tech #absurdity

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@ai6yr it already does!

  • Also why the fuck does something like that even need a fucking app or cloud bs?

Really reminds me of #penguinz0's video on #WiFi shoes and espechally the #juicero!

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@Eka_FOOF_A +9001%

It's value-removing and a waste of time and all they do with it is gonna stalk people harder and #microtarget me as a #reader instead if respecting my #privacy (which is why I use @torproject / #TorBrowser!)…

  • I cound see them demand an account and login for #comments as to curb down on #spam and enforce #bans from the comment section, but otherwise it's just ableist shite.

Feels like #Juicero...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s&t=93s

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@0xF21D @geerlingguy @internetofshit @davidaugust sometimes I think people in #SiliconValley are watching commentaries to garbage like #juicero and then actually make such garbage products noone asked for!
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@davidaugust nodds in agreement

The sad part is this isn't even absurd, and I'm convinced people want this garbage since people buy shit worse than #juicero!

#InternetOfShit #Enshittification #AI #IoT

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@Mojeek yeah, seriously, WTF?

This has some #Juicero / #SmartShoe energy...

You know what my #EggCooker needs and has:

A FECKING BUZZER THAT GOES "BEEEEEEEEP!" when the eggs are done!

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