"I wonder what fresh horrors await us today?" I say as I open my news feed.
@catsalad most of them are stale, actually
@WhyNotZoidberg @catsalad Mostly History channel re-runs
@EndlessMason @WhyNotZoidberg @catsalad yeah, I was hoping for more creativity from the script writers. Time to do more things to dial up the weirdness level.

@crypticcelery
There's a fine line between "Doing the classics" and just copy pasting from the word doc of last season's script

@WhyNotZoidberg @catsalad

@EndlessMason @WhyNotZoidberg @catsalad hey, at least they are doing a find and replace of character names (there literally is a site showing just that regarding what is currently happening here in germany).
And here is me, waiting for the first iwizard or dawizard to show up (context: for some ttrpg rulebook edition, mage was renamed to wizard, with find and replace).

@crypticcelery
I guess it's a bit like reloading a save and going " Ok, i got most of the way to world domination, i just have to dodge that last part where i shoot myself in a bunker under berlin "

@WhyNotZoidberg @catsalad

@catsalad Someone in the south of The Netherlands slammed the door a bit too hard and they measured an earthquake of 1.6 on the Richter scale.

They will rebuild. UN peacekeepers have been called in.

https://www.knmi.nl/nederland-nu/seismologie/aardbevingen/knmi2025dwhz

KNMI - Beving details knmi2025dwhz

@catsalad ...keep one eye shut.....
@catsalad
Expect the absolute worst, hopefully discover something even just a little better 😬
@catsalad ah, I see the problem: news feed.
@catsalad you’re at the top of my news feed. Meep.
@catsalad "Disconnect!" -- Head Office (1985)
@catsalad Same. I roll over in bed after the alarm goes off and dread looking at what's breaking from the AP.