Sometimes I wish I wasn't a retrotech reverse engineer.

Because see, if you're not one, you get to live 2025 without any chance of having to ever think about fucking MFC

I google "how do keyboard shortcuts work in MFC" and the little AI summary is like "foone, foone... It's 2025. You don't need to think about MFC. You're free. We're all free."

The best thing about being into retrotech is the 90s never ended.

The worst thing about being into retrotech is that the 90s never ended.

This also applies to other decades, of course. I spend most of my time in the 90s but you can retrotech into the 80s, 70s, or even 00s.
Windows XP is now older than the entire PC architecture was when Windows XP came out, after all.
I should make a list of things that happened in the "first half" of the PC's history.

Warcraft (III), Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, Prince of Persia (The Sands of Time), Grand Theft Auto (Vice City), Dark Forces (Jedi Outcast), C#/.NET, Firefox (aka Phoenix/Firebird), Steam, BitTorrent.

All are closer to the August 1981 release of the original IBM 5150 PC than today.

Made some visual reminders for Other Sites
Windows XP is now older than DOS was when Windows XP came out
and the visual version:
this whole thread is me procrastinating looking up how keyboard shortcuts in MFC, btw
@foone read it as "HIMEN" and then went "haha that's funny that sounds like hymen" and was about to ask why you're touching your computer's hymen
@puppygirlhornypost2 @foone
Once upon a time i had a client whose legal name ease Buster Hyman
@foone And Microsoft has yet to release a better OS
@foone please stop making me feel older than I already am 🤣
@foone Microsoft Windows Vista is now older than Microsoft Windows Vista when Microsoft Windows Vista came out
@foone I'm gonna go with "yikes I am old" for this one

@foone seems rude and personal for you to post this

💀

@foone well ok, but in my mind Windows XP is only like 3 years behind DOS...
@foone And the libraries at Madrid metro subways still use it.
@foone and still the best of I ever used
@foone No! That's not true! That's impossible!
@foone *realizes me collecting an IBM 5150 running DOS is equivalent to a zoomer collecting a Gateway 2000 running XP*

@foone

... and it seems like half the digital signage you encounter still runs on XP, too.

@foone but OpenMW doesn't need MFC!!! :-D

@dat yeah because only a madman would use MFC for video games!

*sigh*

@foone you probably can drop "…for video games"?
@foone I began rejecting this understanding of time several years ago when Nirvana started turning up on classic rock stations.
@foone last year I had the 20 year anniversary of Steam account. I feel old. (That's not even my oldest account out there, not by a long shot)
@foone YouTube turned 20 recently
@foone 😐 Most of those games are still on my "haven't gotten around to play yet" list. I played GTA 1 & Warcraft 2 though!
@Fyrd @foone I'm playing Elder Scrolls backward—exhausted Skyrim, then Oblivion, and about to crack into Morrowind. Which has a **much longer** average playtime. Probably because of the text-based format and that janky inventory interface.
@foone the fact that i keep seeing these sorts of posts and instantly crumbling helps explain why my room is always so dusty

@foone nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono. no.

no.
NO!

@foone to be fair: I played Prince of Persia on an Apple 2e.
@foone … Starting with the release of the Apple Macintosh! (Which was influential enough that the original PC is now extinct—all subsequent personal computers for the next 23 yers aped the Mac style of user interaction, and when they adopted a new paradigm thereafter it was another Apple imitation—the multitouch iOS style UI.)
@foone foone stop, you're going to make me crumble into dust
@foone and since XP RTM'd the entire PC architecture has been ship-of-theseused into nonexistence
@foone “Thanks for this information” I say, as I crumble to dust.
@foone Blocked. Reported for abuse 😤😮‍💨
@foone golly. I didn't want to feel old this early in the morning 😱

@foone

Fun fact: Windows XP was the last version of windows, I voluntarily used. It also was the last version, that I installed on any computer.

@foone I believe that is only true when you define PC architecture as *IBM PC architecture*. Which means you skip a few years of personal computers preceding the IBM PC.
@foone I think I just took psychic damage