I gotta fix this sleep schedule man.
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Chris Lowles
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It's pronounced loals. Probably annoying. #1 CATCF defender. #tfr
There was this one time a well known sketch comedian released a whole album of Conway Twitty covers and it was genuinely really good, stuff like that being dropped on a day that's mostly packed with people just doing the internet equivalent of the nose flick sticks out.
I think April Fools can still work, you just gotta meet the moment with something other than a gotcha.
S★m V★rm★Holy shit you guys we just watched #Artemis go from the plane
(Edit: I posted video in the replies, if that's of interest❤️)
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The OnionReport: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/
Qasim Rashid, Esq.Just so we're clear -- the law Israel just passed mandating death by hanging for Palestinians is apartheid.
It. Is. Apartheid.
Israel does not punish Israelis who kill Palestinians. Instead, Israel has illegally detained more than 10,000 Palestinians, including 1000 children, without charge or conviction. These are hostages held without access to counsel in concentration camps.
This. Is. Apartheid. Any politician or journalist who cannot acknowledge that is complicit. Period.
sam henri goldGitHub is down constantly because every time someone mentions “uptime” to their infra engineer they respond “not much whats uptime with you” and spends the rest of the day high fiving everyone
ceejUnfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life
BasicAppleGuyApple just released a Little Finder Guy Blind Box!!!
