Vissphp has done so well being run on firewalls.
we should go further.
we need to put node.js on firewalls next
then put fifteen GPUs into them so they can eat 5kw and run deepseek-r1 too.
what the hell
put 500tb of storage on them and put every packet on a local immutable blockchain
fuck syslog
schrotthaufen@Viss Use the LLM to automatically generate, and apply suricata rules!
@schrotthaufen dont need suricata! train deepseek-r1 running on the firewall to take every packet as input, and force it to also manage all routing/ospf/bgp
@Viss It’ll drop all packets where the syn cookie isn’t 0xd09e, won’t it?
@schrotthaufen oh thats a fantastic idea
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@Viss @schrotthaufen Needs more security I fear. Perhaps every connection handshake needs a CAPTCHA solve. Can't be too safe these days.
@furtivedefect @Viss Phenomenal! All failed, and successful attempts to solve deep captcha should be recorded in the bollockschain on the firewall, too. For compliance reasons. Who knows what the SEC will do to you if you don’t…
@schrotthaufen @Viss Governance is important! What if we required any firewall rule modification to pass a DAO vote. 72 hours to pass. Use it or lose it!
@furtivedefect @Viss I didn’t know you can vote in the Dead or Alive games