KhrysAND AMERICA NEVER BOTHERED CANADA AGAIN
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PH7831@Khrys VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE !
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Adam Thompson@Khrys Ouf! I can't believe I want to defend Quebec here.
Marcos Dione@Khrys second time I see comics from this author, and second time Iike what I see. Source?
Dr. Sobek@mdione @Khrys This message may have some explanations https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/113797497747428352
But still it would be great to attribute the contributor for that.
Gérard Fadrelle@Khrys d'ailleurs c'est amusant la Louisiane est sous régime de la "Civil Law" même si la "Common Law" anglo saxone a bien pénétré les usages locaux. (enfin un mélange civil law/common law comme au Québec)
@Khrys I think there should be a hashtag for this sort of drawings. Polandball is their name ?
BufordM
GrumPé@Khrys why is Quebec stealing the glasses. Is that related to an event between Quebec and Canada?
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Linuxine@Khrys Excellent :D
Punk on Bus Lives!📻🚍@Khrys
I can guarantee you that the Orange Creep has never heard "Vive le Québec libre!"
I can guarantee you that the Orange Creep has never heard "Vive le Québec libre!"
Theodrake@Khrys sorry to steal your meme but this reminds me of the SCTV skit where John Candy's character argues about Canada being bi-lingual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnTjs0heRJo
John Candy and Joe Flaherty best SCTV skit
Iok@Khrys
400 ans que nous nous battons contre l'envahisseur anglophone qui tente de nous sapé 😅 De plus aucune tête dirigeante n'a jamais signé la charte Canadienne, ce qui fait de nous sur papier, avons jamais fait parti du Canada. 😑 Ont ce fait souvent appelé les gaulois d'Amérique 🤪.
400 ans que nous nous battons contre l'envahisseur anglophone qui tente de nous sapé 😅 De plus aucune tête dirigeante n'a jamais signé la charte Canadienne, ce qui fait de nous sur papier, avons jamais fait parti du Canada. 😑 Ont ce fait souvent appelé les gaulois d'Amérique 🤪.
Theriac@Khrys
So, today I added "mange marde" my burgeoning vocabulary of foreign insults.
So, today I added "mange marde" my burgeoning vocabulary of foreign insults.
eggbreaker.exe@Khrys English alt text for those that need it; I do not know Quebec French so if anyone could translate that I will be extremely grateful:
A Countryball comic.
Panel 1: America, wearing sunglasses, approaches Canada.
America: So Canada, wanna become a state?
Canada: Ugh, this again...
Panel 2: Canada appraches Quebec.
Canada: Hey Quebec.
(Quebec louly belches)
Canada: QUEBEC!
Quebec: QUOI?
Come over here a moment.
Panel 3: Canada goes back to America with Quebec in tow.
Canada: This is Quebec. Before we get together I want you to spend a day with him.
America: Sounds easy enough.
Quebec: Tabarnak
Panel 4: (3 HOURS LATER) America returns to Canada, now missing their sunglasses.
America: Oh god, Canada, help me! He's awful!
Canada: Where are your glasses?
America: He took them from me! He said they were his!
Panel 5:
America: You said he was super religious but he actually hates religion!
Canada: Oh yeah, I lied.
America: You also said he was a right wing extremist, but he's further left than L.A!
Canada: I also lied about that. And a lot of other things.
America: And he keeps swearing at me in that guttural French!
Canada: Yeah, he does that.
Panel 6: Quebec suddenly appears.
Quebec: HEY LE MANGE-MARDE, EVER HEAR ABOUT CIVIL LAW?
America: Oh no, he's back. Help me!
Canada: Oh, I'm REAL sorry. Can't help.
AND AMERICA NEVER BOTHERED CANADA AGAIN
A Countryball comic.
Panel 1: America, wearing sunglasses, approaches Canada.
America: So Canada, wanna become a state?
Canada: Ugh, this again...
Panel 2: Canada appraches Quebec.
Canada: Hey Quebec.
(Quebec louly belches)
Canada: QUEBEC!
Quebec: QUOI?
Come over here a moment.
Panel 3: Canada goes back to America with Quebec in tow.
Canada: This is Quebec. Before we get together I want you to spend a day with him.
America: Sounds easy enough.
Quebec: Tabarnak
Panel 4: (3 HOURS LATER) America returns to Canada, now missing their sunglasses.
America: Oh god, Canada, help me! He's awful!
Canada: Where are your glasses?
America: He took them from me! He said they were his!
Panel 5:
America: You said he was super religious but he actually hates religion!
Canada: Oh yeah, I lied.
America: You also said he was a right wing extremist, but he's further left than L.A!
Canada: I also lied about that. And a lot of other things.
America: And he keeps swearing at me in that guttural French!
Canada: Yeah, he does that.
Panel 6: Quebec suddenly appears.
Quebec: HEY LE MANGE-MARDE, EVER HEAR ABOUT CIVIL LAW?
America: Oh no, he's back. Help me!
Canada: Oh, I'm REAL sorry. Can't help.
AND AMERICA NEVER BOTHERED CANADA AGAIN
Old Stone 
CodeByJeff@Khrys this is why in the "olden times" there were once semi-serious discussions of Canada splitting up, and the English parts joining the US...
How times change
Flux