KhrysAND AMERICA NEVER BOTHERED CANADA AGAIN
eggbreaker.exe@Khrys English alt text for those that need it; I do not know Quebec French so if anyone could translate that I will be extremely grateful:
A Countryball comic.
Panel 1: America, wearing sunglasses, approaches Canada.
America: So Canada, wanna become a state?
Canada: Ugh, this again...
Panel 2: Canada appraches Quebec.
Canada: Hey Quebec.
(Quebec louly belches)
Canada: QUEBEC!
Quebec: QUOI?
Come over here a moment.
Panel 3: Canada goes back to America with Quebec in tow.
Canada: This is Quebec. Before we get together I want you to spend a day with him.
America: Sounds easy enough.
Quebec: Tabarnak
Panel 4: (3 HOURS LATER) America returns to Canada, now missing their sunglasses.
America: Oh god, Canada, help me! He's awful!
Canada: Where are your glasses?
America: He took them from me! He said they were his!
Panel 5:
America: You said he was super religious but he actually hates religion!
Canada: Oh yeah, I lied.
America: You also said he was a right wing extremist, but he's further left than L.A!
Canada: I also lied about that. And a lot of other things.
America: And he keeps swearing at me in that guttural French!
Canada: Yeah, he does that.
Panel 6: Quebec suddenly appears.
Quebec: HEY LE MANGE-MARDE, EVER HEAR ABOUT CIVIL LAW?
America: Oh no, he's back. Help me!
Canada: Oh, I'm REAL sorry. Can't help.
AND AMERICA NEVER BOTHERED CANADA AGAIN