If you think Turkish Delights is bland you have only had terrible Turkish Delight. That's very sad :-(
If you're expecting a gummy bear it's nowhere near as cloying, but instead you get a rich nuanced flavour (my favourite is the traditional rose), enhanced by the powdered sugar exterior. It's *so* good!
This may be the first time I've ever disagreed so hard with an XKCD! Very sad.
This is how I know of Turkish Delight and it took me well into adulthood to ever try it, all the intervening time believing it was this delicious thing.
I mean this with the utmost respect to the Turkish people, but Turkish Delight is deeply disappointing.
@jplebreton Best thing about Turkish Delight is it's not made with gelatin, but just starch. Much more pleasant texture; Trader Joes makes similar fruit jellies with no gelatin that are excellent.
I'll take mochi, warabimochi, or turkish delight style jellies over gummy bears any day.