Brian JopekIt sure does.
#ItsTheFuckingGuns
#ItsTheFuckingGuns
Quark Maker@BrianJopek And clearly, the solution to American gun problems is MORE GUNS.
enoch_exe_inc@QuarkMaker @BrianJopek Alternatively, the definition of “arms” could be expanded (i.e. restored) to include every kind of weapon ever conceived. Death by gunshot has too long been overrepresented in the media, and in the interest of diversity, there should be more deaths attributed to landmines, mustard gas, and tactical nuclear weapons.
There! I’ve appealed to both relevant political parties, so the issue is forever solved now!
Notes
• “Arms” is short for “armaments”, which is just another word for weapons. Theoretically, the #SecondAmendment gives rights to the possession of landmines, mustard gas, and nukes…but it doesn’t because giving citizens access to these weapons is manifestly and palpably insane.
• This is #satire. I’m being satirical. Please don’t arrest me.
• “Arms” is short for “armaments”, which is just another word for weapons. Theoretically, the #SecondAmendment gives rights to the possession of landmines, mustard gas, and nukes…but it doesn’t because giving citizens access to these weapons is manifestly and palpably insane.
• This is #satire. I’m being satirical. Please don’t arrest me.