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@snipe been waiting to fly my kite on a nice clear day but I guess I'll just go fly my kite in this thunder storm, can't possibly go wrong there

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"Sleep for 5 minutes"

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true or not - never trust clippy!
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I Feel a little bit less alone.
@epicosme @snipe Right? I was just talking about this in group therapy.
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Youโ€™re not my boss Clippy!
@snipe yup, clippy is rightโ€ฆ
@snipe hah, you see clippy, that's where you wrong. As a lover of theoretical sciences I assure you, If ideal conditions are not met, we can just assume them to be met. Now, If you'd excuse me, I need to get my perfectly spherical child to school by moving it in a perfect rectangular cuboid through a frictionless vacuum.
@snipe I rescheduled my cat's vet appointment because of this post. 
@snipe Why do you come on Tom Morelloโ€™s internet and personally attack me?

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๐Ÿ”ต shut the fuck up

๐Ÿ˜ (not you. That really rude Clippy. Just making sure...)

@snipe iโ€™ll wait a bit more
@snipe It's a damn Clippy! Where's my pliers???
@snipe why am I being attacked in such a specific way
@snipe I have pliers and a wire cutter and this seems like the perfect time.
@snipe Clippy was a real prick, wasnโ€™t he? ๐Ÿคจ
@snipe blocked and reported
@snipe We live some milliseconds in the past, so even if the best moment existed you will never experience it. It is fear that prevents us from change. Listen to your fear! It shows you where you can grow. ๐Ÿง˜
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I don't need ideal, just sufficient. Can we do that?
@snipe I'm trying! I'm trying! Every day I try to force myself to do a little more.
@snipe it'd help if I could have "manageable conditions" instead of "impossible conditions"
@snipe thanks for that little push. I did a thing.
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Dammit, I'll stop scrolling now.

@snipe You cannot use the historical absence of an event to predict its future absence. Everything that has ever happened has had a period of not happening before it did for the first time.

In this 10k word essay, which I will just quickly jot down before doing the thing I was supposed to be doing, I will...

@snipe i have accepted that, but I still need something to be ideal, specifically something in my head
@harryfk I am aware and itโ€™s rude anyway why are these radio buttons ๐Ÿคช
@snipe No need to call me out like this!
@snipe printed to hang over my desk, thanks ๐Ÿ˜‡.