A surprising number of kids choose "potato" and then go running down the front walk to the street screaming "I got a potatoooooo!"
hee hee hee my friend who is staying here for the week just came up to the front door after her day out. She's highly allergic to potatoes, so "CANDY OR POTATOES!" got a particularly good shriek from her.
Halloween high jinx accomplished.

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Anhhhh…….nightshades……

@craigburdett So there is this wickedly expensive three volume set of books on modernist cuisine and making pizza, I mean like $600 of books, and one of them claims tomato leaves are edible, and I am giving this THE HAIRY EYEBALL SO HARD.
@smellsofbikes This is delightful. I hope they all enjoy their potatoes and other treats. :)
@smellsofbikes Love it! As of 6:41 not one treater has shown up here! So disappointed!
@smellsofbikes Oooh, we are now up to 10 treaters! It's 7:30 pm here and been dark for an hour and a half. Just now a dad carrying a toddler and his little 4-year-old came up and Dad was excited we had sugar wafer cookies in little packets for little folks and we gave Mom and Dad big candy bars. I swear Dad was as excited as the kids.
@cobalt Awwwww that's cool. I'm glad you got some activity! (I hope it's cooler there tonight!)

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We had a bunch in the lobby of our Bronx building. Some years they go around to each apartment but everyone was too tired for that so we just all came down and they got to take a candy from like 8 different bowls.

@smellsofbikes are you in Skokie? My kids were complaining that the potato house had run out before they got there.
@MarcusHayes we got like 10 kilos of potatoes this year. We are not going to run out.
@smellsofbikes did any of them look like @KiwiEV?
@vwdasher @KiwiEV it's like 1 out of 4 kids!
@smellsofbikes Soo this thing is spreading
@vwdasher I feel like making Halloween weirder is worthwhile.
@vwdasher @smellsofbikes bring back Samhain rituals *shrug*

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No trick or treaters here. That's it, next year we're handing out root vegetables only.

@darwinwoodka I feel like lil mini pumpkins could be a hit, too.

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Who wouldn't?

@futurebird It's really fun how happy they are with the choice.
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I'm going to have to remember this idea for next year.
@jeffc Someone else in the thread has done this in the past and has moved on to garlic cloves!
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Come to think of it, we didn't have a lot of vampires this year. Garlic might be a thing!
@jeffc Hee I love this line of thinking
@smellsofbikes a kid that came to my house asked if we had any "nasty vegetables" he could have
@Gulfie ...now I'm kinda trying to figure out what the nasty vegetables are. Okra?
I mean, kumquat, but, not a vegetable...

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Also not a vegetable, but you could try giving out durian. Either whole ones or a segment of the fruit. They'll both be somewhat repulsive, which fits in with the Halloween feeling.

The downside is that durian is expensive because it's imported.

@sloanlance @Gulfie there's a good Korean grocery up the street so we can get durian, but each one of them weighs about as much as most of these kids!
@smellsofbikes fine. Getting some yams.
@amanda I love this development. Root vegetables for halloween: is it a treat or a trick?
@smellsofbikes I think it was Kant -- could be wrong about this, I'm working from memory -- who said that the potato was the only absolute moral good.
@GeePawHill you're saying you Kant remember?
But, yeah, I actually can see the point here, although I think I'd say the same about anything that's nutritious and grows really well. Pattypan squash, for instance: absolutely an improvement for the world.

@smellsofbikes Agreed, but I think potatoes hold pride of place: Baked potatoes. Twice-baked potatoes. French-fried potatoes. Potatoes au gratin. Potatoes Lyonaisse. *Mashed* potatoes. Hash brown potatoes. Mr & Mrs Potato. Potato soup.

It's one helluva winning record, the Michael Jordan of starches.

@GeePawHill @smellsofbikes all I ever wanted, all I ever needed
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The potatoes and other veggies have educational and aesthetic values, too. If they sprout, they can make a nice plant to enjoy. They may even thrive and produce more vegetables.
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

@smellsofbikes i usually have options of candy, but this year i had a bowl full of the same thing: haribo gummy bears.

i have a wild lil mean dog so i have to hold her in one arm, and just extend the bowl out the door

it's really interesting to see the kids' reactions - some only take one, happily..
others go for handfuls, some take one only and sheepishly ask if they can have another. some just open my door wider (WTF? LOL)

i like the choice of 'potato' though. delightfully odd.

@smellsofbikes we did full size chocolate bars and onions this year. A lot of 🧅 takers!

I think in the future kids will be sourcing ingredients for cooking competitions at the end of the night :P

@kryptec halloween soup, and it's a scavenger hunt

@smellsofbikes that’s an idea I could get behind

It would be fun to try and explain the origins of the tradition if it took off.

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There are *SO* many things wrong with that.

@smellsofbikes my kid is reporting that someone up the street from us is offering potatoes.
@smellsofbikes Hey @shayman you’re not alone!
@rebeld you may say I’m a dreamer. But I’m not the only one.
@smellsofbikes are you my neighbor? A kid just came to our door gleeful that they got a potato 😂
@binford2k I love this. When one person does it, it's eccentric. When two people do, it's a conspiracy. When three people do, it's a MOVEMENT.