Houston, we have ignition. Weh have liftoff. Clearing the pad--oh no what is that??? #dearAbyss

https://mwl.io/ks

PEOPLE! IT'S BEEN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS DID YOU EVEN READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE BACKING???  

I despair of y'all. Truly I do.

https://mwl.io/ks

@mwl No need to read; we're willing to fling money at you when there's the promise of a new thing

@mwl No? I just backed to make you shout and question the sanity of those around you.

Worth it. 

@algernon the only sensible explanation I've heard, thank you.
@mwl I sent you over $640!
@mwl you're at $1,999 now! And you were worried you'd get screwed on a $1,024 goal....
@bitterdonald yeah, my readers are the best kind of ridiculous. 
@mwl definitely not a cult though, probably.
@bitterdonald totally, 100%, absolutely maybe not a cult.
@mwl The KS description alone was worth the time to read it.
@philvuchetich thank you! As a Patronizer, of course, you get a free copy.
@mwl I read the description and found my people.
@mwl I already have a thing, but you said footnotes and Adams & Pratchett got me hooked, and they're both dead. So. You got some footnotes? Click.