Houston, we have ignition. Weh have liftoff. Clearing the pad--oh no what is that??? #dearAbyss

https://mwl.io/ks

PEOPLE! IT'S BEEN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS DID YOU EVEN READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE BACKING???  

I despair of y'all. Truly I do.

https://mwl.io/ks

@mwl I sent you over $640!
@mwl you're at $1,999 now! And you were worried you'd get screwed on a $1,024 goal....
@bitterdonald yeah, my readers are the best kind of ridiculous. 
@mwl definitely not a cult though, probably.
@bitterdonald totally, 100%, absolutely maybe not a cult.