Mastodawn

Dentist: You need a crown.

Me: That’s a little ostentatious, but it would be nice to have people immediately recognize my divine authority.

Dentist: You misunderstand.

@gknauss Dentist: You need an extraction

Me: How did you discover my secret spy identity? Are you with the *headquarters*?

Dentist: Yes. Yes, I am.

@gknauss C’mere, Greg, I’ll crown you at a significant discount (or viscount)

@gknauss “You should see me in a crown” takes on new meanings Billie Eilish didn’t intend

@gknauss Me: HOW DARE YOU!