GavinHigham
No More Docile UsersI made the ThinkPad nub moan.
Watch at your own discretion.
Also hi I'm on Mastodon now :) please drop a follow, this is my first post!
@anildash as per your request!
Rob Vincent (OLD ACCOUNT)@wttdotm This is hilarious!
Joe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉@wttdotm I am uncomfortable.
Melissa BearTrix
David Prochnow@wttdotm this is disturbing.
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@wttdotm this is awesome
Cymaphore@wttdotm I exclusively use the TrackPoint as a mouse. Nothing else.
Sometimes call it "the nipple". Never thought someone would one day take it literally.
Welcome.
Matt Palmer@cymaphore @wttdotm I've heard it referred to as a "clitmouse" for at least as long as I've had a ThinkPad, and I got my first one when they were still manufactured by IBM.
Eugene account has moved
ScriptFanix💍
@womble @cymaphore @wttdotm Lucky you! Mine was still branded IBM, burt manufactured by Lenovo... T43s (dead now)
@womble @cymaphore @wttdotm But when the keyboard broke because beer, they didn't ask questions, and just sent a new keyboard for free "If you wish, you can send your old keyboard"
@womble @cymaphore @wttdotm Of course I didn't, didn't want them to find out the cause of damage (friend making wild moves while at the bar)
Benny@cymaphore @wttdotm I call it the nipple, too. 🤭
The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus@wttdotm ThinkPad's have a G-spot now
stevenray@wttdotm uncomfortably hilarious.
Mr. Bruno 
@wttdotm Best use of a StinkPad I've ever seen.
Robo@wttdotm This is gonna make return to office a lot more fun.
Adam Stoddard@wttdotm this is terrible, I love it
I made something similarly awful at https://nnnoise.com
@aaadaaam lmaoooo thanks I love and hate this
tyler@wttdotm Does it still control the mouse too? or does it only moan now
@lent it still controls the mouse. in fact, the normal trackpad won't trigger it either, only the nub.
Bear Jew 2.0 
@wttdotm Is there a gist or something?
@carsten full source code (minus moan .wavs) at https://github.com/wttdotm/nubmoan
@wttdotm Great. Thanks. Now I see, it's windows only...
contrefeu@wttdotm I'm glad I watch the video on my mobile phone and not my thinkpad or they would have leaked ram
Robert Cadena@wttdotm omg lol!!!! sfdjkshgksjdhgksjdfghsdf
WhyDoesn'tThisProgramWork?Would be so much fun to install as a prank on someone else's laptop!
Or let someone use your laptop to give a presentation.
Also, recording the moans yourself was quite a nice touch.
Wilfried Klaebe
PoLiTiPeT
Raven667
Dany 
@WDTPW thanks, I thought a lot abt it and figured recording my own was still somehow the least weird / most ethical option (though it is odd that some comments have asked for them to be added to the github LMAO)
be3n@wttdotm Cool first post 😋
re: I'm on Mastodon now
1. out of curiosity, is that a move _away_ from tw/ig, or just yet another clone of you here in the Fediverse?
2. you'll probably want to add a 
link on https://wttdotm.com/
3. if you add 2. as <a rel="me"> that will make your account "verified" (and green)
Cheers,
and welcome!
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<a rel="me" href="https://mastodon.social/@wttdotm">mn</a>
@politipet
1. not moving away from the other plats (gotta leverage as many as possible to promote my work) but idk if I'd say clone, more of another presence and hopefully a new community
2 & 3. will do!!
@wttdotm re 1. ah ok, I get it now, and you're right, not "clone". The reason I used "clone" is I thought that, should you be not moving away from tw, you'd probably be better off just cross-posting from tw. But I was wrong, and you'll be here for real, cool! I wish you plenty of new friends!
Pinapelz@wttdotm SORRY YOU SAID YOU RECORDED THEM ALL YOURSELF?
Fran@wttdotm the clit mouse
freelon@wttdotm OK ok here is me following you. You've e-heeaaaaaorned it
Paskajärven kaunis Charlotta
Big Ben@wttdotm The spacial audio in my AirPods that I guess the Ivory client for Mastodon supports caught me so off guard with this I thought everyone in my office heard the moans
@BmeBenji LMAOOOOO well if you want to know a secret about the video, my iphone is pretty shit at capturing the thinkpad speakers, so I synced an audio overlay w/the original wav files for the moans that played in the editing for the video, which is why they sound a bit more universal
jeSuisatire neindochohh ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
sensual_lover as MOVED@wttdotm so cool 🤪😉😁😂😂😂
benoit mortier@wttdotm brilliant 😈
Ангел предохранитель@wttdotm dude... wtf?!
Bobby B@wttdotm when AI takes over all the software engineering jobs this kind of thing will be all that is left for us to do. I think you are ahead of the curve. This is genius!
@bobonthenet thank you!!! I try 💁♀️
Axel 🚴😷🐧🐪⌨ | #WeAreNatenom
ThinkPad-Museum@thinkpadmuseum @wttdotm: Combine that with https://github.com/zevv/bucklespring (e.g. via https://packages.debian.org/stable/bucklespring) and you are guaranteed to annoy anyone in the same room. 😁
yetzt@wttdotm next: screaming, intensifying with cpu load.
jmac