In the 90s, we went on the Internet in an attempt to escape the real world. Nowadays we go to the real world in an attempt to escape the Internet.
@bontchev true dat, only that the real world hasn't become any less shit than in the 90s, quite the opposite. So where to next?
@DJGummikuh @bontchev The sixth mass extinction event, obviously.
@DJGummikuh @bontchev there's always MetaFilter, the blue refuge.
@bontchev I posite that in both cases you were escaping stupid people.
@bontchev honestly, i am spending most of my social media time on BlueSky because it is a lot more like Twitter was 15 years ago. no war, no trump, no brexit; just people chatting merrily along. quite refreshing, really.
@pavsmith @bontchev it's a bit weird looking at taylor lorenz' post on how bluesky is awful (as i write this at the top of 'explore' on mastodon.social) and then this.
@FishNamedDog @bontchev link to said post? was it from the Judean People's Front, or the People's Front of Judea???
@pavsmith @bontchev https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz/113339615131367067 for lorenz's post and also what the hell was that second sentence? genuinely confused.

@FishNamedDog @bontchev Life of Brian - Monty Python.

bluesky hates mastodon.
mastodon hates bluesky.

we could all just hate twitter, instead.

if you've not seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ

What Have The Romans... - Monty Python's Life of Brian

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@FishNamedDog @bontchev oh, and thank you for the link!
@pavsmith @bontchev you're welcome, I probably should've included it anyway :)
@pavsmith "The only people we hate more than the Romans is the Judean Peoples' Front!" @FishNamedDog @bontchev
@bontchev We need a third option.
@bontchev speak for yourself. I just fur-scrolled through TikTok and I'm smiling.
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@bontchev I just wish I was reading this somewhere in the real world, a fortune cookie, the side of a bus, in the dust of the back window of a Kombi van, but nope here we are, again!
@secretgeek @bontchev
May be you haven't read it, since it is not in a real world?
@bontchev What was that joke from the 60s? "Drugs are for people who can't handle reality and reality is for people who can't handle drugs."
@bontchev @cachondo god damn it I quite literally almost snorted coffee.
@bermudianbrit @bontchev in the 90's, that'd have risked your electrocution. damned IP67 tech these days.
@bontchev living in the deep south might shift this calculus slightly, just saying
@bontchev I deliberately don't have data on my phone, so I can avoid it when I go out. If I REALLY need it, wifi is available everywhere downtown. But it drives me nuts when I'm hanging out with people who are glued to their phones.
@bontchev true saying I need too do that
Passenger | Let Her Go (Official Video)

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@bontchev This is not the ‘Net I vied for as a young person. The possibilities I dreamed of turned into an interwoven magazine replacement that only knows to funnel targeted ads.

No flying cars or reading of minds, just googobs of metadata being sold off in a fire sale of micro transactions.

@bontchev if both could just smarten the hell up...
@bontchev Can I quote you on that?
@drwho Certainly. Anything I post in public is free to quote with correct attribution.
@bontchev You ever read a post from someone and you think to yourself, "DAMN, I wish I would have said that first". Welp, this is that time for me. Well played Vess.