I'm in my 30's and still have no fucking idea what would be expected of me if I ever went on a date, partly because I don't even know how to find people I might be interested in dating.

@soatok a sword of iron and a sword of silver, three goat wings, and a tail/tale (either)

You would be expected to conduct yourself as befits a princess of the three moons: with absolute fucking majesty — or really any level of fucking from zero to majesty as you prefer

@saraislet Sounds like being a Witcher
@soatok @saraislet successfully getting dates is a form of witchcraft so far as I can tell
@http_error_418 @saraislet ah, so that's why summoning is so prevalent