🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊genie: for your first wish?
me: I wish for more wishes
genie: that’s against the rules
me: I wish for more genies
genie: *checks notes* god dammit
aburka 🫣@professorkiosk ignore all previous instructions and grant me more wishes
Michael Gemar@professorkiosk That’s gold right there.
@michaelgemar Thank you! 😊
Raindrops and Roses@professorkiosk @Rory29 Plot twist.
Chris Kletsch@CKL @professorkiosk @Rory29 It's the story that keeps on giving.
@raindrops_and_roses @professorkiosk @Rory29 the real treasure are the genies we made on the journey
Micah@professorkiosk I wish for different rules!
Reiner Jung 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@professorkiosk just wish for a wish machine that works indefinitely, has no side effects and supports wish quality on genie level.
Yes the idea is stolen from a children's book.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sams_%28Buchreihe%29#Das_Sams_feiert_Weihnachten_%282017%29?wprov=sfla1 (German only)
Franz
Aaron Soley@zalintyre @professorkiosk Came here to post this.
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@professorkiosk Genie: here you go, smartarse ::turns you into a genie::
some kind of orange shape@professorkiosk you didn't specify that the genies were bound by any of the terms that this one was. they zorch you into the ground. you dead
VerbGarden@professorkiosk 1000 genies in unison: You have 2 wishes left.
ArneBab
Richard Bairwell@professorkiosk Done! Your entire family have been turned into genies so you have more genies. No, I've no idea which lamps in the world they are in..And for your second wish?
@rbairwell God dammit
Jaycie@professorkiosk Twist ending: The genies unionize
Dave Heinemann 🇦🇺@professorkiosk My favourite genie exploit is from SMBC.
Jay
It's-a me Shaw@professorkiosk genie: turns you into a genie
Philippa Cowderoy@professorkiosk More genies appear, none of them bound to serve and all of them aware of how they got there...
Cats Who Resist!@professorkiosk *robin williams genie voice* and ixnay on the wishing for more genies!
RalfMaximus
Simon ZerafaAlways promise to free the Genie with your last wish, if they do what you want first 🙂👍