genie: for your first wish?

me: I wish for more wishes

genie: that’s against the rules

me: I wish for more genies

genie: *checks notes* god dammit

@professorkiosk just wish for a wish machine that works indefinitely, has no side effects and supports wish quality on genie level.

Yes the idea is stolen from a children's book.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sams_%28Buchreihe%29#Das_Sams_feiert_Weihnachten_%282017%29?wprov=sfla1 (German only)

Sams (Buchreihe) – Wikipedia