"You sick fuck, that Windows update hadn't even finished deploying to the pilot group before you approved it for production."
@SwiftOnSecurity this is the norm pilot or test environments built to check boxes instead of actually being used to analyze impact of a change.

@SwiftOnSecurity

I for one trust Microsoft and just push everything to everything instantly plus all our important users(me) run Fedora and are unimpacted

@SwiftOnSecurity
"Whadda ya mean, the CEO has joined the Windows Insider Program? You're there to prevent this exact type of fuckery. Do your job!"

@SwiftOnSecurity "All updates must be installed within 14 days of release"

"To all rings? We need time to test before deployment, time for deployment, and time to resolve any deployment issues"

"All updates must be installed with 14 days of release"

@SwiftOnSecurity this is the content I’m here for!