You may have heard of vantablack, the blackest substance invented. Well, Trader Joe’s is now selling the whitest substance ever invented
@rebeccawatson yeah I heard of vantablack , I even follow her

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I just bought some pumpkin spice oat milk at the farmers market today. ... Do I have that beat?

@rebeccawatson Heat it.up in the winter time and you basically have yourself a Glühwein
@rebeccawatson hah, i fully expect articles about how some folks ended up in the hospital because they tried to beer-bong this stuff
@rebeccawatson You have to show your ID to buy this so they can check that 1) you're at least 21 years old; and 2) your name is "Karen." 
@rebeccawatson Pumpkin Spice Chardonnay strikes me as the human equivalent of catnip for women named Ashleigh who own multiple puffy vests and have been wearing UGGs since 2005.
@rebeccawatson God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham product exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom.
@rebeccawatson I feel like those words uttered together are a curse
@rebeccawatson I’m still went waiting for the pumpkin scented toilet bowl spray, pumpkin scented antipersperant , and McDonald’s blackened pumpkin fries. And of course the banned children’s book about a triad with a pumpkin and two zucchinis.
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@rebeccawatson the way people seem to love this flavour I’m surprised nobody has named their kid pumpkin spice yet.
@rebeccawatson what bothers me is how badly they treated the Albertus type on the label

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I love pumpkin spices, but that's hilarious!

@rebeccawatson I just bought a box of Pumpkin Spice Cheerios at Target tonight, so I suppose I have no standing to complain. But still.
@rebeccawatson isn't that just mulled wine?
@stevenray Steve, are you going to review this fine wine?
@rebeccawatson reminds me of pumpkin spice beer. I have never really been an alcohol person, and I have little interest in beer, but it intrigued me enough to buy some. If the chardonnay is anything like the beer, the pumpkin spice is probably unnoticeable.