Ricki Yasha TarrIt's Friday the 13th, do you...
Stay in bed and hide
Head to the wilderness
Collect black cats in an open umbrella under a lad
Laugh in the face of the gods
Poll ended at .
I SWEAR THE LAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE LADDER!
elverkonge@RickiTarr paging Dr. Freud...
@elverkonge I SLIPPED
@RickiTarr and landed under the lad, we know 😉
Yet Water Was 
@RickiTarr @elverkonge and what will said lad do with all those cats?
@jpthuot03 @elverkonge Cuddle them!
@RickiTarr @elverkonge under the umbrella no doubt. Sounds like a sweet way to spend Friday the thirteenth
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES"Collect black cats in an open umbrella under a lad"
as far as sexual innuendo goes it's strikingly evocative and oddly poetic
i haven't heard this innuendo term before but i'm adding it to my repertoire
dragonfrog@RickiTarr too late now, the poor lad is alarmed at all these people opening umbrellas under him, and how did they even get in his kitchen?
Michael Porter@RickiTarr I need to know which lad before I vote.
Chris Dudley@MichaelPorter @RickiTarr Trevor Likely, likely.
for a day, while . . . 🗽don't hold back, make it the laddest
Max Leibman@RickiTarr I’ve got lads but I’m not a ladder,
I’ve got lads but I’m not a ladder,
I’ve got lads but I’m not a ladder…
🎶
I’ve got lads but I’m not a ladder,
I’ve got lads but I’m not a ladder…
🎶
Bob Jamieson@RickiTarr Under a lad is more intriguing, it adds a whole new sub-plot.
isotope239 🥸💻🇺🇦😣@RickiTarr Sure, sure, that's what they all say! 😁
Steve Gisselbrecht@RickiTarr
I mean, he's a total lad, but he could be ladder.
I mean, he's a total lad, but he could be ladder.
Glenn
smells of bikes@RickiTarr more fun the other way I think
Khleedril@RickiTarr That's the funniest thing I've read this week.
chestasI have a black and white cat sleeping on me at this moment in time, so I voted for that, even though I'm not under a lad 😄
faraiwe@RickiTarr ::plays Nouvelle Vague's version of "Bela Lugosi's Dead" ::
NOUVELLE VAGUE - BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD (MUSIC VIDEO)
Bruce Elrick@RickiTarr
My wife and I met on a Friday the 13th and got engaged on a Friday the 13th. We have been married for a third of a century.
My wife and I met on a Friday the 13th and got engaged on a Friday the 13th. We have been married for a third of a century.
Clueless by Sam@RickiTarr wait which lad are we under?
@pikesley BAHAHA it's supposed to be ladder but it looks like I got cut off, but I suppose your favorite lad
Jordi (Tubal Hippy)@RickiTarr @pikesley Isn`t it the "lad" that got cut off?
Not a Spring OnionIt's a german lad, so it's "der lad".
🔘 Celebrate the real horror (it's just another workday).
Lance, Enjoying Copious Pollen@RickiTarr Or at least manage a weak grimace as I get ready for work.
Charlotte Walker@RickiTarr @photovotary Under a lad? Like who? Not understanding this option
@purplepadma @photovotary IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LADDER lol
@RickiTarr @photovotary ohhhhhhh I thought I was being dim. OK, I pick that option
@RickiTarr @photovotary I already have one black cat, so I’m off to a good start
Log 🪵@RickiTarr @purplepadma @photovotary Could make a ladder lad by sticking big googly eyes and jeans on it.
House Panther 
@RickiTarr I'm laughing in the face of the gods because I am an atheist. 😹
@housepanther Wait, then how can you?!
@RickiTarr Therein lies the humor.
@housepanther This is Mastodon, jokes are unpossible LOL
Phil Thane ✅
Jay@RickiTarr I feel like if you stuff enough unwilling black cats into an umbrella at one time you’ll be generating your own bad luck, but you’ll deserve it.
@WhiteCatTamer But you might get a cute photo
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯@RickiTarr Look for my hockey mask and machete
JLC
Madame Aronow
RenkeSiems@RickiTarr The first answer would be a nice, but sadly not given solution.
Janne@RickiTarr deploy to production at 4 pm.
Red_Shirt_no2@RickiTarr
Stay in bed and hide; just like any other day
Stay in bed and hide; just like any other day
Lady Guru@RickiTarr I head to the wilderness, not out of fear, but because that will always be my preferred thing to do!
Oregon Wine Woman@RickiTarr
You forgot, "None of the above."
You forgot, "None of the above."
Mnemonicman@RickiTarr Is there an "all in the above" because all of those things I would like to do. Gets me out of work at least.
moopet@RickiTarr I reflexively answered this before reading the bit about Friday
Sjaak K. 🇳🇱🇪🇺🍋@RickiTarr
I always win the lottery at Friday the 13th
I always win the lottery at Friday the 13th