Please support my Patreon so I can...

*checks notes*

...fund my Cheetos addiction?
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts
I always had you pegged as a Cool Ranch Doritos kinda guy.

@lowqualityfacts

Cheetos for @lowqualityfacts !

Also... Just in case crazy pikachu is watching...

It's called _busking_ and just like in the real-f'ing-world you can walk on by and not say a god damn thing.

@lowqualityfacts You gotta ease yourself off of the cheetos man, get onto those Jax or Utz cheese balls.
@lowqualityfacts Dude still having flashbacks from when his college roommate got Cheeto dust all over his keyboard.
@lowqualityfacts I, for one, welcome our insipid meme overlords.
@lowqualityfacts Didn't realize memes were meant to "work" on anybody.
@lowqualityfacts High Quality Snacks for Low Quality Facts!

@lowqualityfacts
could respond with something like

"and you have the stupidity of posting this comment. What are you trying to achieve? keeping your dumb ego elevated while you spout nonsense about the intelligence of people you clearly can't match?"

edit: but that would be mean of course ๐Ÿ˜‡

Dr. M.F. Khan (@Dr_TheHistories) on X

In early September 2024, a visitor accidentally dropped a bag of Cheetos inside Carlsbad Caverns, New Mexico, which sparked unexpected consequences for the caveโ€™s delicate ecosystem. The Cheetos, softened by the cave's humidity, created an ideal environment for microbial and

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@lowqualityfacts As far as I'm concerned, you deliver what you promise. That puts you head and shoulders above most other Cheetos bloggers on the internet.
@lowqualityfacts For a second I wondered if the big orange had started a Patreon... :P
@lowqualityfacts I thought immigrants were eating all the chips. Does that include Cheetos too? What is the world coming to?
@lowqualityfacts I think I've finally figured out why my own Patreon efforts have come to naught: I live in a state with no panhandle.

@lowqualityfacts If it's a Cheetos Puffs addiction then you're my kinda guy! ๐Ÿ‘

But if it's Cheetos Crunchy. Well... ๐Ÿ˜

@Jason844 too right. They are not like us. Crunchy Cheetos eaters are an insidious subversive menace to the sane and righteous order of the pantheon of bad information publishers like LQF (pbuh) @lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts

It's all about funyuns my guy.

@lowqualityfacts Pikachu lecturing about insipid memes is really something.
@lowqualityfacts I don't know. Do you even have a Cheetos addiction? Do you have proof of this? I want to make sure I know what I'm supporting.
@lowqualityfacts Are you sure they're not Don Cheetos?
@lowqualityfacts Cheetos are good... Unless we're talking #BigMassiveDumps
@lowqualityfacts itโ€™s weird that someone would get so bothered by someoneโ€™s behavior that has no impact in them at all. I guess that is the internet though.

@lowqualityfacts cheetos is good. Unless we're talking about #BigMassiveDumps.

Keep it up, dude.

@lowqualityfacts Damn, if only it was possible to ignore, unfollow, or block stuff we didn't want to see.
@lowqualityfacts when you don't listen to the good folks warning you that Doritos are a gateway snack.
@lowqualityfacts wow. I would never have guessed that picatchu would be that mean to people :(